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Ze mozzies, they are coming! Spray our shit!
But I am le tired...
Well, have a nap. THEN SPRAY THE AEROGUARD.

Oh crap, would you look at that? It's too late and I have a pair of lumps the size of apricots on my hip, and about the size of cherries on my elbows. WHY, INSECTS, WHY. WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO- oh, nevermind.

Yesterday I got adventurous and tried to make stirfry... with macaroni and the wrong kind of tofu. Well, how was I supposed to know that "silken" means "will fall apart in frying pan," huh? Stupid beans. But I guess it was okay for my first attempt. As well as probably the first time my mum ever bought tofu...

I probably wouldn't have even eaten it if the fridge weren't bare as a... tofu doesn't have bones, does it? That would be sort of freaky. Also, for breakfast, I had blintzi with jam and whipped cream. Because my grandma was making them and I was like "...there's that can of whipped cream that we never use..." and then I was like ^_^ (I seriously made that face, as far as is physically possible). Later grandma got my brother to eat one by spreading it with brown hazelnutty stuff that isn't nuttella, but don't tell Timmy because it's much cheaper. Whereupon he was like ^_^ so I think it runs in the family.

OHNOETH.

Today my computer exploded due to an unlikely sequence of coincidences and dairy products. The epic tale unfolds forthwith (on my dad's slow and cluttered computer):

One Year Ago
Computer: Waaah I wanna new videocard WAAAH it's not compatible with your motherboard WAAAH I HATE YOU SIMS TWO YOU USE TOO MUCH ENERGY ;_; im gonna go overheat like a bitch in menopause now kthnx.
Me: Augh! *opens up case and scratches head*
Dad: Your computer appears to be running a high fever.
Me: Well, what do we do?!
Dad: ...boil eggs?
Me: *death glare*
Dad: Maybe we can replace the fan... *tinkers*
Computer: *sniffle*
Dad: ...oookay. ( Cut for length )