Voodoo Neko Doll Says "bwuh?

Oh my god oh my god WHAT THE FUCK people are insane.

Okay, so guys. I was doing some, you know, actualy work... yeah, that stuff. I was researching Asian fox mythology for my Drama monologue. There's some good stuff there.

And somehow... well, I was clicking on links for more information and somehow or other I ended up reading an article on, and I speak in all seriousness - "Penis Panic."

Apparantly, and I have difficulty believing that this is not a hoax, apparantly men around the world are occasionally prone to the sort of mass hysteria that leads them to believe that someone or something is attempting to make off with their cock.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Some of you may not have seen drjons list of memecats. KITTIES FOR THE WIN.

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Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
- Steven Meretzky

Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
- Eileen Gunn

Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.
- Margaret Atwood

Very Short Stories.

Here's some of mine:

Midnight, thunder. The dead walk.

Who knew the kid meant it?

The end. Oh, damn, wrong again.

The thing with short stories is-

We take. It's what we do.

Dead of the Polka Dot plague.


What can you say in six words?



Also: ( A halloween meme, and this time I really am going to bed )