Meme stolen from matcha

Instructions:
1. Keep the statements that apply to you, and bold them.
2. Change the statements that don't apply to you so that they do apply to you. This can be a minor word shift or a complete change of subject.

( Teh whee )

I swear I'll write the camp thing soooon

There's a massive friending meme happening, and I find it amusing that everyone elses fandoms come off TV.

Is it odd that I had a compulsion to slice apples today? There was just one on the table, and a knife, and my parents were arguing and I was trying to zone out, and the thought of that wonderful crunching sound came into my head, and I really could not think of anything else till I sliced that damn apple.