Instructions:
1. Keep the statements that apply to you, and bold them.
2. Change the statements that don't apply to you so that they do apply to you. This can be a minor word shift or a complete change of subject.
01. I say "dude" entirely too much.
02. I really like watching Firefly.
03. I am one of the only people I hang out with to wear jeans and long sleeves constantly.
04. I think a lot of things are funny that no one else does.
05. I don't write as often as I used to.
06. I really like using compound sentences in my writing.
07. I enjoy reading by myself.
08. My sexuality is settled and irrelevant at the moment.
09. I dig photography.
10. My watch runs one minute fast so that I can start packing my stuff away in class before the bell goes.
11. In retrospect, I think primary school was overrated.
12. There's something really amusing about the word eggplant.
13. I'm a sucker for a British accent.
14. I am going to write a book someday.
15. I like accessories.
16. I am pro-choice.
17. I am waaay outspoken.
18. I really like english.
19. I speak loudly.
20. I'm on the way to HSC!
21. I need to defrag my brain.
22. I check my e-mail almost obsessively.
23. I am very quotable.
24. I like hats.
25. I love the rain.
26. I spend too much time on the internet.
27. I like cooking.
28. My room is a mess.
29. Recently I've realized how little I know, depth-wise, about current events.
30. I love when people play with my hair.
31. I still have things to change about how I look.
32. I rarely need spellcheck.
33. I procrastinate. A LOT.
34. I get side-tracked easily.
35. I need a better collection of music.
36. I really want to get into NIDA's Young Actors Studio.
37. I like my glasses.
38. I dig music.
39. I can never tell if people get my references.
40. I feel sorry for people who don't know what I'm talking about.
41. I am not so good with the subtle when it comes to eye make-up.
42. Enough people at my school seem to like me.
43. I have quite a range on my voice.
44. I really like writing.
45. A fake ID is kind of pointless, but makes for good jokes.
46. I have a secret ;)
47. I love cities.
48. I hate being interrogated about my love life.
49. I will be so glad when my brother is toilet trained.
50. Cheese. Cheese is good.
51. I only grow my nails on one hand, because the others need to be short or they click on the guitar fretboard.
52. I'm a little paranoid.
53. I love being a nerd.
54. I'm tired of worrying about shit.
55. I can sometimes anticipate the ends of my friends' sentences.
56. I don't play any team sports for my school.
57. I have songs stuck in my head all the time.
58. I wear T-shirts lots.
59. I like when my friends write me letters, it makes me feel special.
60. Kids are fuzzy and cute when somebody else has to deal with their shit.
61. I wish I had enough money to do all the things I want to do.
62. I like politics as a mental excercise. I hate politicians.
63. I rarely feel unsafe.
64. My hair is too short.
65. I'm kind of a klutz.
66. My grades are "not reflecting my intelligence" according to, oh, ALL of my teachers.
67. I enjoy being a realist. But sometimes I'm not.
68. I lost my keys less now.
69. My nails are usually not painted. When they are, it's always chipping off for like a week.
70. I love sugar.
71. I don't spend enough time hanging out with the people around me.
72. Post-it notes amuse me.
73. I want to become someone who isn't negatively disposed towards anybody.
74. I would like to play Speed Scrabble.
75. I'm a little conceited in private.
76. I act like such an airhead. It's a kind of escapism.
77. I like to read a lot.
78. Things I say are often misinterpreted.
79. I sigh a lot.
80. I can't stop fidgeting. Ever.
81. Poetry is the squee, and doesn't have to rhyme.
82. I wish drama loved me as much as I loved it.
83. There is no spoon.
84. I'm happy enough with where I'm headed.
85. I LOL at New Zealand.
86. My weight is fairly stable (YAY metabolism!).
87. I hate spending money.
88. I like vodka well enough, but it tastes better mixed with something.
89. I have noprivacy in my house.
90. I don't dress up often.
91. I don't find it inspiring that at my age some people already have book contracts; I find it scary.
92. I've heard loads of new music lately thanks to www.pandora.com but I keep forgetting to actually obtain it.
93. I'm disturbed that there are people who know nothing about the Holocaust.
94. Most laws are bollocks.
95. I butt my way into other people's conversations.
96. I love my parents when I don't hate them.
97. I look better from the side than the front. Also, apparantly I look prettier asleep.
98. My room is cleanest when my mother puts her foot down.
99. I don't feel good about a day unless I haven't had an argument with anyone.
100. I am in love with the music of Certain Emo Bands which people get snooty about.
1. Keep the statements that apply to you, and bold them.
2. Change the statements that don't apply to you so that they do apply to you. This can be a minor word shift or a complete change of subject.
01. I say "dude" entirely too much.
02. I really like watching Firefly.
03. I am one of the only people I hang out with to wear jeans and long sleeves constantly.
04. I think a lot of things are funny that no one else does.
05. I don't write as often as I used to.
06. I really like using compound sentences in my writing.
07. I enjoy reading by myself.
08. My sexuality is settled and irrelevant at the moment.
09. I dig photography.
10. My watch runs one minute fast so that I can start packing my stuff away in class before the bell goes.
11. In retrospect, I think primary school was overrated.
12. There's something really amusing about the word eggplant.
13. I'm a sucker for a British accent.
14. I am going to write a book someday.
15. I like accessories.
16. I am pro-choice.
17. I am waaay outspoken.
18. I really like english.
19. I speak loudly.
20. I'm on the way to HSC!
21. I need to defrag my brain.
22. I check my e-mail almost obsessively.
23. I am very quotable.
24. I like hats.
25. I love the rain.
26. I spend too much time on the internet.
27. I like cooking.
28. My room is a mess.
29. Recently I've realized how little I know, depth-wise, about current events.
30. I love when people play with my hair.
31. I still have things to change about how I look.
32. I rarely need spellcheck.
33. I procrastinate. A LOT.
34. I get side-tracked easily.
35. I need a better collection of music.
36. I really want to get into NIDA's Young Actors Studio.
37. I like my glasses.
38. I dig music.
39. I can never tell if people get my references.
40. I feel sorry for people who don't know what I'm talking about.
41. I am not so good with the subtle when it comes to eye make-up.
42. Enough people at my school seem to like me.
43. I have quite a range on my voice.
44. I really like writing.
45. A fake ID is kind of pointless, but makes for good jokes.
46. I have a secret ;)
47. I love cities.
48. I hate being interrogated about my love life.
49. I will be so glad when my brother is toilet trained.
50. Cheese. Cheese is good.
51. I only grow my nails on one hand, because the others need to be short or they click on the guitar fretboard.
52. I'm a little paranoid.
53. I love being a nerd.
54. I'm tired of worrying about shit.
55. I can sometimes anticipate the ends of my friends' sentences.
56. I don't play any team sports for my school.
57. I have songs stuck in my head all the time.
58. I wear T-shirts lots.
59. I like when my friends write me letters, it makes me feel special.
60. Kids are fuzzy and cute when somebody else has to deal with their shit.
61. I wish I had enough money to do all the things I want to do.
62. I like politics as a mental excercise. I hate politicians.
63. I rarely feel unsafe.
64. My hair is too short.
65. I'm kind of a klutz.
66. My grades are "not reflecting my intelligence" according to, oh, ALL of my teachers.
67. I enjoy being a realist. But sometimes I'm not.
68. I lost my keys less now.
69. My nails are usually not painted. When they are, it's always chipping off for like a week.
70. I love sugar.
71. I don't spend enough time hanging out with the people around me.
72. Post-it notes amuse me.
73. I want to become someone who isn't negatively disposed towards anybody.
74. I would like to play Speed Scrabble.
75. I'm a little conceited in private.
76. I act like such an airhead. It's a kind of escapism.
77. I like to read a lot.
78. Things I say are often misinterpreted.
79. I sigh a lot.
80. I can't stop fidgeting. Ever.
81. Poetry is the squee, and doesn't have to rhyme.
82. I wish drama loved me as much as I loved it.
83. There is no spoon.
84. I'm happy enough with where I'm headed.
85. I LOL at New Zealand.
86. My weight is fairly stable (YAY metabolism!).
87. I hate spending money.
88. I like vodka well enough, but it tastes better mixed with something.
89. I have noprivacy in my house.
90. I don't dress up often.
91. I don't find it inspiring that at my age some people already have book contracts; I find it scary.
92. I've heard loads of new music lately thanks to www.pandora.com but I keep forgetting to actually obtain it.
93. I'm disturbed that there are people who know nothing about the Holocaust.
94. Most laws are bollocks.
95. I butt my way into other people's conversations.
96. I love my parents when I don't hate them.
97. I look better from the side than the front. Also, apparantly I look prettier asleep.
98. My room is cleanest when my mother puts her foot down.
99. I don't feel good about a day unless I haven't had an argument with anyone.
100. I am in love with the music of Certain Emo Bands which people get snooty about.