Nov. 18th, 2005
It's a sign!
Nov. 18th, 2005 07:26 pm1. On the Central Station timetables: "All trains are currently running on their usual schedules. Check the platform timetables for timetable changes." I love how they felt the need to tell us that the trains are on time. It made me burst out laughing spontaneously in the middle of the road, and btw, they're ON TIME?! hell must be frozen over.
2. In the train: "At night, rave near the guards compartment naked with a blue light". Now I FINALLY know where that's from - it's "At night, travel near the guards compartment marked with a blue light" with a few letters scratched out.
3. Wollstonecraft station (what kind of suburb is Wollstonecraft anyway? WTF who made up these names?) misreading: "Do not cross the tracks, use the underpants." Of course it's underpass. But it's funny anyway.
2. In the train: "At night, rave near the guards compartment naked with a blue light". Now I FINALLY know where that's from - it's "At night, travel near the guards compartment marked with a blue light" with a few letters scratched out.
3. Wollstonecraft station (what kind of suburb is Wollstonecraft anyway? WTF who made up these names?) misreading: "Do not cross the tracks, use the underpants." Of course it's underpass. But it's funny anyway.
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Nov. 18th, 2005 08:43 pmYours truly... is going to be on television.
Yes, folks, the Aurora people let me film something! Well, let is not the operative word here. Marque came into the office (which at the time contained only me and Kelly), gave us muffins (which seems to be a firday morning ritual or something) and then said to me "We'll give you a camera, go film something."
I considered enacting the Firefly Dinosaur Scene with muffins (I even demonstrated!) but after talking about that, a documentary on Emo Kids starring Kelly and some texta scars, Talking to Trees and "So, You're a delivery Guy...", I ended up just deciding to interview random people in the street.
Rachel arrived, Marque put the camera in the charger, said he'd get me the release forms for people to sign when he got back, and went off fridge-shopping with Kelly. Yes, fridge-shopping. To buy a fridge. For the office. Which is in the process of being redecorated. With shelves.
Anyway, they didn't end up getting back till after lunch, so I ran out of editing time, which means they'll finish it off and then send it to me, along with the time when it'll be on air. Someone who has foxtel will have to watch it :P
I asked people about kittens. They were so freaked out ^_^ I have a whole thirty-second sequence of various people going "Kittens?!" "Ki..." "What?" with various expressions of WTF. Bwaha.
Speaking of which, I have threatened to take Avi shopping. Mine is an evil laugh!
Yes, folks, the Aurora people let me film something! Well, let is not the operative word here. Marque came into the office (which at the time contained only me and Kelly), gave us muffins (which seems to be a firday morning ritual or something) and then said to me "We'll give you a camera, go film something."
I considered enacting the Firefly Dinosaur Scene with muffins (I even demonstrated!) but after talking about that, a documentary on Emo Kids starring Kelly and some texta scars, Talking to Trees and "So, You're a delivery Guy...", I ended up just deciding to interview random people in the street.
Rachel arrived, Marque put the camera in the charger, said he'd get me the release forms for people to sign when he got back, and went off fridge-shopping with Kelly. Yes, fridge-shopping. To buy a fridge. For the office. Which is in the process of being redecorated. With shelves.
Anyway, they didn't end up getting back till after lunch, so I ran out of editing time, which means they'll finish it off and then send it to me, along with the time when it'll be on air. Someone who has foxtel will have to watch it :P
I asked people about kittens. They were so freaked out ^_^ I have a whole thirty-second sequence of various people going "Kittens?!" "Ki..." "What?" with various expressions of WTF. Bwaha.
Speaking of which, I have threatened to take Avi shopping. Mine is an evil laugh!