Old meme old meme old meme old meme!

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"And presently, they saw her lips tremble as she spoke." -random fantasy book that isn't turning out very interesting, actually.


On Monday the police came into the Shack halfway through my guitar practice. Real police, with guns and everything! They wanted booklets on teen suicide.

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Melissa, Lii and Liv, especially: read. Read now.

Everyone else, (*waves at stan*) read also. For it is the funneh.

Metaquotes rocks SO MUCH.

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772.191888 Australian dollars. Wow.

This is brought to you in honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day (late).

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Looking at my tags, it's amusing that I have eleven times as much Emo Wangst as Dreams (up till this entry, anyway). It's ironic because I do have more dreams than that, and they are probably a lot more interesting than my emo wangst. I wonder how many entries I have in total and what the percentage is...

My latest dream involved being surrounded by spectators in a large frying pan, and stepping onto the french toast, where a creepy guy was sitting. I whispered into his ear that I was embarrassed to be doing this in public, and then I had to play some kind of computer game. There was someone in a robe, and little bubbles of light kept coming out of it which I had to catch. I was all like "but!" cos it was too easy, they were all in a row, and then I had to click on stars on a screen instead. This was all on some kind of game show, or something. After that I was... Good Omens Pollution? Sort of but not. And I was in this supermarket and I was just kind of walking around and doing stuff, and then all the shelves got moved to the walls. And then I realised everybody thought I was blind.

Line-at-a-time Story, by Me and Somebody, Ages Ago

Once upon a time there lived a big green thing with large red lips and a head full of bugs that yelled "OH MAH GOD YOU LEH" before proceeding to eat pizza with a hole in the middle filled with puppies spitting. A fire broke out and immediately consumed all the library books. He read and read and read and the entire 1 million page book was really sutty, and the commission banned it. So it was obvious that a big furry muffin man carrying a gingerbread man was about to fall over, unti a frog landed on his head and he exploded. The weird body parts flew through the air and then melted into a bog. Then a crocodile wandered up, inducing huge terror and panic. The villagers of the tree city fled and all drowned while trying to cross the road with a chicken. This prompted an immediate shower of asteroids which smashed into the heads of gorgons who ran screaming from the big green things with teeth that apeared from nowhere. The people all died from viruses coming from the thing from nowhere and nothing happened ever agan.