All begins and ends in Cute. Also Weddings and Inflatable Goodness.

Man, I was having a real emo day (somebody slap me*), but then I came home and got online and was bombarded with awwww. thelii's RPG post made me giggle, and NIDA Random One asked me for relationship advice, which was so. Damn. Awwww. And funny, since I don't have much personal experience with confessions of undying love et al. But mainly awwww. The fact that I cannot think of any descriptive language except for "awww" is probably a clue that I ought to be expanding my vocabulary a little.

I got a belated birthday present today, which is a cow. Yes, you heard me folks, it is in fact a cow. A inflating cow. And I do not, in fact, refer to the well-know Inflatable Cow. This cow, in actual fact, inflates OTHER things. Like the pen that came with it. That's right - Inflatable Pen. It is the funky. It was accompanied by a set of those pencils with the little cartridges that you put in the back of the pencil, and they push the next one forward. I now have at least eighteen of them. Why do people keep giving me dodgy now-you-see-it stationary?! I have like a lifetime supply of these pseudo-pencils!

( Several paragraphs of Wedding )

Towards the end of the night I fell asleep in a cosy armchair for half an hour, being woken by my parents saying it was after midnight and leaving might be an intelligent idea. We got home at like one am, and then my mum woke me at quarter to seven to take my temperature and tell me that yes I was well enough to go to school, before leaving, so of course I just fell asleep again until like nine. Then I commenced to plot an evil plan that went along the lines of "Well, I'm already late, so I may as well miss maths... and hell, arriving half way through sport so I can't logically catch up to them is a good idea too..."

( Monday )

I can see this is turning into one of my Trademark Lengthy Entries, so I'll leave you all with a tale Shelly's X-Treeeem fluffy bunny, which she has been carrying around all day because she has to give it to Aron from somebody. It's soooo fuzzy. And Shel is sooo fun to patronise. See, you call her cute, right? And then you go and do something cute and she patronises you back, and then you can go "Heh, that's ironic, isn't it?" Which infuriates her and creates more fuzzyness. Heh.

PS: My mum is screaming like a baby because her dad kept annoying her while she was trying to watch Home and Away. You see where I get my Drama Llama genes from?

*In fact, does anyone know a good exorcist that specialises in the Spirit Of Emo? That bitch is pissing me off.

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Fast Food Boy

Feel like some instant grat tonight
So I’ll hop in the car
Rev the engine
Burn rubber and splash mud on cats

Bright lights at the mall
Smiling robots on call
The comforting buzz in my head.

I’ll grab you off the stand
Dump you on the register
Hi-I’m-Suzie will wrap you in tape

She’ll ask “paper or plastic?”
I’ll shrug, smile and swipe
And I’ll chuck you in back and drive on home.

And your hair will smell of MacDonalds
And your eyes they will fluoresce
And your face will be plastic and pixelated
And your lips have a lukewarm caress

We will dance in the floodlights
Below the high rise
Our feet will crunch on tin cans

We’ll throw a synthetic blanket
Over the carpet of needles
As the oil spill scent floats up the beach

We’ll screw to the music of traffic
And the kid that lives under the bridge
Will kick sand at us and run away

And your hair will smell of MacDonalds
And your eyes they will fluoresce
And your face will be plastic and pixelated
And your lips have a lukewarm caress

Tomorrow morning I’ll wrap you in tinfoil
I’ll drive to the dump
And I’ll leave you on a broken refrigerator
You’ll decay in a few thousand years

Because I can.

The Procrastinatron! by maggiebloome
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Stolen from gaymerica, because - heh.

12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage Will Ruin Society

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.

10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.