EDIT: link fixed, cut tag inserted, face planted.

[bliumchik]

I think this may be incontroversibibble proof that I am absolutely insane.

or um need sleep, or something. so am reposting that quiz. wheee. I think I'm sinking. cos my capitalisation is leaving the ship. like RATS.

1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
8. Whats your favorite memory of us?
9. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
10. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
11. How do you fall asleep?
12. Ever gotten angry with me?
13. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
14. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
15. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
16. What is your worst fear?
17. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
18. Can you sing or dance?
19. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
20. Do you like your dreams?
21. Are you the sort of person who listens to music all the time?
22. WHAT... is your favorite color?!
23. WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
24. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ?

Also apathy_games is ACTUALLY starting up this time and OMFG STEEL GIRDERS. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ABOVE MY CHARACTERS HEAD WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GRAVITY.

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[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

1. Can you cook?
That's a simple question with a disproportionately complex answer. I can cook, but I don't necessarily enjoy it if it means that the cooking takes so long that I have no time to present it nicely. Generally, I cook to vent my anger. The angrier I am, the more complex and exotic the foods I cook. I cook for people I love. Food is a wonderful thing and it brings together so many people.

2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
I'd use the elevator phone to call the company and rant at them. Those phones are now a mandatory requirement in all elevators, as is ventilation, so unless you're stuck in an elevator for a week, suffocating isn't a problem. I'm not terribly claustrophobic either, so I don't really see the problem.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I was a talented writer. Or good at maths. Either would make my day.

4. Favorite place?
The Cotswolds. I claim I'm a city girl, but my heart lives in the Cotswolds. It's where I'd like to live when I'm done with life... But I'd rather not think that far ahead. it's a beautiful region, and everybody knows the Forest of Dean and Amberly Forest has the most marvellous parishes. I'd like to become a pariah when I'm older and accumulate a library and live out my 'older' years reading poetry and writing my own... And drinking teas.

5. Favorite vegetable?
Oh... The potato. Mushrooms, capsicums, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, cooked onion... I love most vegetables!

6. What was the last book you read?
A Collection, by Frank O'Hara

7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Hygiene-wise, I just got out of the shower. In terms of my mind's virtue? Well.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Just my ears. Perhaps one day, if I'm able to salvage the courage, I'll get a tattoo on my hip.

9. Worst Habit?
Ripping out messy pages.

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
Year seven, I believe.

2. What's your philosophy on life?
There is no God and morals are merely social constructs enforced by right-wing conservatives to only further their own goals, so feel free to have gratuitous sex and be a money-grubbing, machiavellian libertine.

3. Negative or Optimistic?
... I think my reply to 2. is indicative of my general outlook.

4. What was your dream growing up?
I was an odd child- I wanted to be the prime minister when I was young. I've since become disillusioned by politics. For good reason, too.

5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
This isn't a very cheerful question.

6. What was your first impression of me?
Quircky and original. Fresh, in one word.

Part II

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7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I have a tendency to drum 'Mary Had a Little Lamb" across any given surface. It's a residual effect of an OCD I had as a child.

8. Whats your favorite memory of us?
Probably snogging you. Hah!

9. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
A volatile and fun molotov cocktail.

10. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in crime. Obviously.

11. How do you fall asleep?
By walking around, sleepless, for a couple of days until I become catatonic from exhaustion, curl into a foetal position and stare out of my window.

12. Ever gotten angry with me?
I'm sure I have, but it's obviously never been drastic enough for me to remember.

13. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
No. No. No.

14. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
Shag my love interest, take drugs, rob a bank and eat chocolate for breakfast. After killing George Bush.

15. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
Well, for starters, depends how I've come across it. Say it's a lottery gift, I'd send most of it to a tax haven so the government can't try to reclaim some of the haul. If I'd obtained it illegally, I'd obviously have to send it to a Swiss Bank. Assuming that this is a no-holds grant from some old relative or something, I suppse I'd invest in minimal property and shares, re-sell... Become a financial backer of a potentially multi-billion dollar, up-and-coming firm, sit back and watch the money return on 11% and then buy myself something nice, like a house (or two) and a car. Securing property at the moment is pointless, as the market is facing a long slump due to inflation and interest rate rises. It'd be best to invest the money in a nest-egg, tuck it aside for roughly fiteen years to let our property market stabilise before making the purchase of your life... Then I'd buy a rent boy.

16. What is your worst fear?
Currently? Failing my HSC.

17. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read...

18. Can you sing or dance?
I'd like to think I can, but I'm probably wrong.

19. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
Quirky!

20. Do you like your dreams?
... Somewhat. Sometimes, they're frightening. Other times, they darn near break your heart. Once, I woke up laughing my head off.

21. Are you the sort of person who listens to music all the time?
Up until recently, I'd have said 'no'. Now I can't go anywhere without some earphones stuck in my head.

22. WHAT... is your favorite color?!
Black and green.

23. WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
J. Corum, Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow, (2003). Accessed online, Sunday 14th January, 2006.
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

24. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ?
I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

Re: Part II

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

still awake, i see... get some sleep, love

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

also can't sleep... do i have to be honest?

1. Can you cook? pasta and fried rice.
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? grope the person i'm stuck with
3. What talent do you wish you had? umm... advanced legilimency
4. Favorite place? any room with a computer
5. Favorite vegetable? eggplant
6. What was the last book you read? The Freud Reader.
7. Are you Dirty or Clean? *coughs* you tell me.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? ears.
9. Worst Habit? chewing on my nails.

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet? in year 7 when you dressed up as a christmas tree and made a tactless comment about my twitch
2. What's your philosophy on life? mmm.., how about 'Draco Malfoy is a Sex God'? yes, that'll do nicely.
3. Negative or Optimistic? optimistic
4. What was your dream growing up? to be a lawyer (pretty sad as a child, i know)
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? don't recall, probably a repressed memory.
6. What was your first impression of me? probably... bouncy.
7. Tell me one weird fact about you: i can't swing myself (on the swings), i need somebody to push me
8. Whats your favorite memory of us? (just for melissa, i'm tempted to write 'Yifan putting her hand on your boobs') camp was fun. as was strip poker.
9. Do you think I'm sane or insane? depends on who i'm comparing you to. compared to me, well... we're about the same
10. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner. actually, i'll probably be the one bailing you out of jail.
11. How do you fall asleep? after wanking *winks*
12. Ever gotten angry with me? don't recall. don't think so. you're very lovable and hard to get angry at.
13. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? sure. then i'll most likely get angry at you.
14. If you had one day to live, what would you do? probably cry and throw a tantrum... then hug everyone i love and continue to cry... or possibly just slash all day *unsure*
15. A million bucks.. what would you do with it? fund Mel's strip club
16. What is your worst fear? being alone in this world
17. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? slash (duh)
18. Can you sing or dance? if you pointed a gun to my head, i could try
19. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest.... hot *laughs* seriously, random...
20. Do you like your dreams? from what i remember, they show me what i can't possibly have.
21. Are you the sort of person who listens to music all the time? not if i'm talking to people.
22. WHAT... is your favorite color?! gree (silver)
23. WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *eyes widen* i don't do science for a reason
24. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ? no, but i expect you to fill it out for me and reply as a comment... *grins*

sp, do you feel like know me better now?

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

changed my mind. if i had a million dollars, would buy Draco-lookalike rentboy

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

1. Can you cook? Yes! I love baking cakes especially.
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Freak out. And then hook up with whoever was stuck with me, providing they fit my standards.
3. What talent do you wish you had? Juggling.
4. Favorite place? My bedroom.
5. Favorite vegetable? Um. Eggplant?
6. What was the last book you read? Something on moral philosophy by Bernard Williams.
7. Are you Dirty or Clean? In what context? I am a cleanly person, as far as hygiene is concerned.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 6 ear piercings. Soon to be 3 more, and possibly a nose ring and maybe other things.
9. Worst Habit? Um. Picking my teeth? General laziness? Avoiding social contact?

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet? SGHS. Um. Was it Jewish scripture?
2. What's your philosophy on life? a combination of Hedonism and Psychological Egoism.
3. Negative or Optimistic? Most neurotic pessimist I know. And I know my mother.
4. What was your dream growing up? To be a sky-diving instructor (I kid you not).
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Um. Witnessing a heart attack.
6. What was your first impression of me? Nerd-Maggie!
7. Tell me one weird fact about you: I was born 2 months premature, hence my comparative shotness for a chick of european heritage.
8. Whats your favorite memory of us? We're always drunk in my memories.
9. Do you think I'm sane or insane? Insane!! <3
10. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Crime partner.
11. How do you fall asleep? By taking sleeping pills or partying 5 days straight. AHA.
12. Ever gotten angry with me? Not that I can remember.
13. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? Um. Maybe?
14. If you had one day to live, what would you do? Eat lots, have lots of sex, and spend all my money.
15. A million bucks.. what would you do with it? Buy an apartment and pay off my uni fees.
16. What is your worst fear? Um. Spiders? At the moment. I guess.
17. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Drink tea and listen to good music. And Dance.
18. Can you sing or dance? Both. Quite well, if I do say so myself.
19. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest.... Wacky.
20. Do you like your dreams? Indeed I do. Specially the kinky ones.
21. Are you the sort of person who listens to music all the time? Indeed I am.
22. WHAT... is your favorite color?! Purple.
23. WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?
24. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ? Nah. Lazy. Plz reply here?

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