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[bliumchik]

My dad found a post by crazy_diamond with funny pictures. Since they're all in Russian, I've thoughtfully reuploaded some of the translateable ones and posted them here, with said translations.



"Internet Cafe: Great Kitchen, Games, Karaoke, Xerox, Computer Technicians, Ram On A Spit." It's very Russian.


"Everything For Fishing. Convenience Store. Sex Shop."


"Glitch Cookies"


"We don't sell vodka between 11pm and 8am. Please don't argue, yell, insult us or beg. We're all friends here."


"Fishing and swimming strictly prohibited." This one's obviously a joke.


"Do not lick the glass."


Self explanatory.


Text on dumpsters: "Yum-yum!"


"Coming Soon: Vodka."


"DON'T KNOCK. They won't answer."


"In this apartment, we don't sell lighters, we don't want to buy any fish and WE DON'T KNOW WHERE GRANNY ANNA IS."


"DIANA I LOVE!!!!"
"Kiril, don't write anymore, you're confusing people."


"SuperMax Gel - For Shaving Inside."


"Floor 3. Floor 2 is located one floor down."


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"'Kids World' Market Toilet Cemetary"


"If somebody doesn't get up for the old lady NOW, I'll do it myself. -the driver."

Comments

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Made me giggle uncontrollably and spit pieces of donut everywhere. So I hate you for making me clean, but love you for making me smile.

LOVE-HATE!!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

HURRAY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

Haha those are gold =) I love "Coming Soon: Vodka"

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

ZOE. Long time no hear! How've your hols been?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

Good good, pretty quiet though. Lots of work & sleep. A few movies and parties too. Yours? What did you do for NYE?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Pretty much the same, only replace the work with more sleep and the movies with livejournal. I went to a NYE party, we saw the fireworks at bondi. You?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

I went to a NYE gathering too (it was Hawaiian themed!) and there was a vodka watermelon, which was pretty much vodka & no watermelon! But I didn't see the fireworks, except on TV which was sad =(

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

A vodka watermelon? as in...a watermelon full of vodka? Cool...

Hey, I seem to recall you telling me something at the picnic about a party on Australia day...?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

Haha yep, it was pretty much just another container for vodka =P
& yes, Rach is having a party on Australia Day! She is away at the moment, so Poppy, Beth & I are organising it. Invitations will be emailed soon!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hurray XD