7 Rules For 07
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bliumchik1. Be nice to small children and animal. Those little buggers have sharp teeth! And so do the animals!
2. Always know where your towel is. Also try to keep track of your pants, and the nearest exit.
3. Never get nailed while you're hammered.
4. Always put your money where your mouth is. (It's okay if it's attached to a rubber band up your sleeve.)
5. Don't gossip - unless it's entertaining gossip, in which case, do tell! (Seriously though, if it's not true or funny, I don't wanna know)
6. Floss.
7. In the event of an emergency, life is sadly under-supplied with fire escapes, so grab a snake and wade into the fray!
Happy new year everyone! I saw the fireworks at Bondi Beach with Stan and Jess and six of Jess's randoms and Sasha and Val. The highlight of the night, unfortunately, was the random exhibitionist couple a few metres over who seemed to be reenacting the karma sutra, only without bothering to take their clothes off. *shrug*
Hope everyone's had a great start to the new year, or end to the old year, depending what your time zone says, and cheers.
2. Always know where your towel is. Also try to keep track of your pants, and the nearest exit.
3. Never get nailed while you're hammered.
4. Always put your money where your mouth is. (It's okay if it's attached to a rubber band up your sleeve.)
5. Don't gossip - unless it's entertaining gossip, in which case, do tell! (Seriously though, if it's not true or funny, I don't wanna know)
6. Floss.
7. In the event of an emergency, life is sadly under-supplied with fire escapes, so grab a snake and wade into the fray!
Happy new year everyone! I saw the fireworks at Bondi Beach with Stan and Jess and six of Jess's randoms and Sasha and Val. The highlight of the night, unfortunately, was the random exhibitionist couple a few metres over who seemed to be reenacting the karma sutra, only without bothering to take their clothes off. *shrug*
Hope everyone's had a great start to the new year, or end to the old year, depending what your time zone says, and cheers.
