On the Umpteenth Day of Christmas My Long-Overdue Desk Cleaning Spree gave To Me:

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36 hair clips
30 hair ties/bands
9 bits of old game, long-lost
1 tooth
3 necklaces, whole
2 necklaces, broken
1 thing which is probably a necklace but may be a headband (makes a nice necklace anyway)
4 necklaces, huge/plastic, donated by grandparents to eight-year-old self
3 necklaces, made in arts/crafts age 8
7 pretty stones
1 belt buckle
1 belt
4 bits of string, handy
5 earrings, redundant
3 earrings, clip-on
1 bloodstained white rosette clip
1 broken alarm clock
1 red rosette clip (mortally wounded?)
1 ring, pretty
5 rings, huge plastic
2 bow ties, previously attached to shoes
1 tiny american liberty pendant, random, 1978
7 seashells
1 necklace made of seashells
1 net hammock for toys
1 tiny basket
1 plait, detachable
4 keyrings and related material
3 purses
1 lump of wax
3 medals and shiny things
1 bit of styrofoam
2 bowties, for attaching to shoes
2 plastic eyes
LOTS of beads
4 bracelets
4 thingies for holding glasses on face
3 toy keys
4 5 A WHOLE BAGFUL OMG of paperclips
a wristband
2 gloves, fingerless (not paired)
1 glove, fingerful (befingered?)
2 hats/scarves/bandannas
7 bobby pins
1 hairbrush
1 envelope of paper money (fake)
3 tiny mirrors
1 stencil
iron filings for magnet tricks
1 pistachio shell painted like a ladybug
3 glasses cases
1 camera
nailcippers

And the only reason I'm ruling out a partridge in a pear tree is that my room is missing the distinctive smell of squishy bird carcass.