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[bliumchik]

We three kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we travel afar,
Field and fountain,
Moor and mountain,
Following yonder Maggie.

We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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...man, if those Shepherds were following me, they're in for a surprise!

"Hey, dude... what are we doing in Cairo?"
"...I dunno?"

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I pulled over and changed mcnadz's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I bought porn for impertinence (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1062 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, maggiebloome

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[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

why is it that i got points taken off for buying porn? and you get a spanking!! all i got was a toy train! *jealous*