We will implode of the weird.
Aug. 18th, 2006 05:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikWe're starting to get notifications for the yearly exams. And I have just one question for the English faculty: ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?!
What in all the flaming hells could possibly posess you to give us an exam task which consists of handing in a tape on which we have recorded a three minute mock radio program "based on themes of Othello or Realism"? This is basically an invitation to talk about whatever the hell you want - you don't even have to relate it to Othello or Realism! It just has to be based off it!
I love English. It's just so damn easy. But to be quite this easy, there must be drugs involved. That or very low self esteem.
Holy shit. Cat herding is a serious business. This owns the ads with the random wheelie chairs so very much.
Birthday present from Nicky! It amuses me muchly, so this entry will continue behind a cut, due to pictures.
The snake was in this years present, the bunny from a previous birthday. Don't they look cute together? I'm naming the snake Soapy in honour of, well, you know.
This is the bag the snake came in (along with some random wind chimes). From a distance it may resemble an ordinary gift bag - well, so the writing says "may our friendship be as same as the unity is, which the sun and the earth match each othre" (yes, othre) - we're used to Engrish by now. But no! It gets weirder. What do you suppose Winnie the Pooh is wearing, hmm?
Yup, cowboy boots. With spurs.
And a cowboy hat. But that's normal...
...what the tigger bondage?
And on another note - what do you suppose this little beggar is?
It's a bird! No, it'sa plane! With snakes on! got antennae... OMG IT'S THE BASTARD OFFSPRING OF THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. I always knew that saying was shifty.
Finally, some Piglet molestation for no readily apparent reason.
What in all the flaming hells could possibly posess you to give us an exam task which consists of handing in a tape on which we have recorded a three minute mock radio program "based on themes of Othello or Realism"? This is basically an invitation to talk about whatever the hell you want - you don't even have to relate it to Othello or Realism! It just has to be based off it!
I love English. It's just so damn easy. But to be quite this easy, there must be drugs involved. That or very low self esteem.
Holy shit. Cat herding is a serious business. This owns the ads with the random wheelie chairs so very much.
Birthday present from Nicky! It amuses me muchly, so this entry will continue behind a cut, due to pictures.
The snake was in this years present, the bunny from a previous birthday. Don't they look cute together? I'm naming the snake Soapy in honour of, well, you know.
This is the bag the snake came in (along with some random wind chimes). From a distance it may resemble an ordinary gift bag - well, so the writing says "may our friendship be as same as the unity is, which the sun and the earth match each othre" (yes, othre) - we're used to Engrish by now. But no! It gets weirder. What do you suppose Winnie the Pooh is wearing, hmm?
Yup, cowboy boots. With spurs.
And a cowboy hat. But that's normal...
...what the tigger bondage?
And on another note - what do you suppose this little beggar is?
It's a bird! No, it's
Finally, some Piglet molestation for no readily apparent reason.
