bliumchik | (no subject)

Okay, remember that fanfiction I was cheering myself up with? I am immensely, ridiculously Cheered Up by Lust Over Pendle, which sports the downright odd pairing of Draco/Neville, the most hysterical characterisation of both Draco's mother and Neville's grandmother, and gratuitous use of lawyers. Also, its sequel has the official Best. Disclaimer. Ever. Excerpts include:

# Vegetarians may be offended by the black pudding incident.
# Teetotallers are reminded that this fanfic contains numerous scenes set in the local pub.
# Atheists are warned that the local vicar is presented in a favourable light.
# Catholics may be disturbed to learn that he is contemplating committing monogamy.
# Mary-Sue haters are advised that he is an OC.
# Those who are anxious that respect for authority be reinforced in fiction are warned that he is in conflict with his Bishop.
# Presbyterians are advised that there is a Bishop.
# Other religious groups are asked to note that this fic does not contain equal airtime for their own theological standpoints.
# Epidemiologists should note that the incubation time of Pasteurella pestis in the human body has been deliberately played about with for plot purposes.
# There is an unfavourable reference to Mussolini, which Fascists may find offensive.
# This book may contain traces of nuts.
# There are references to rolls and Jammie dodgers, which those following the Atkins diet may prefer to avoid.

So much love.