Coming Soon to an Infested City Near YOU!
Jul. 18th, 2006 05:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikAre you suffering from Zombie Outbreaks? Mel, this means you!
Apparantly this company will "unconditionally guarantee this load out for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other company’s Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they don’t take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we’ve got you covered."
The kit includes guns, ammo, armor, handy tools and training, all for the barely-lurching price of 21,999.99!
And this is my favourite bit:
"Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin, provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions, giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists, space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein’s monster, or major league baseball.
Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply."
Now we know where Sam and Dean Winchester got their gear?
Apparantly this company will "unconditionally guarantee this load out for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other company’s Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they don’t take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we’ve got you covered."
The kit includes guns, ammo, armor, handy tools and training, all for the barely-lurching price of 21,999.99!
And this is my favourite bit:
"Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin, provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions, giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists, space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein’s monster, or major league baseball.
Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply."
Now we know where Sam and Dean Winchester got their gear?
