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[bliumchik]

Here's a rec, there's a rec, and another little rec...

The Professional's Guide to Badgering People and its two sequels, which are linked on the page.

"Ernie had come over to stay for a week last summer. Ivy and Zacharias had been woken up every morning with two short raps, followed by the sound of a hippopotamus in the wilderness, and then finishing with a scream of 'Oh my God it's attacking me the Dark Lord has sent a robot to destroy me what is this foul thing you call a toaster?' "

Draco/Zacharias, the end will make you go "but but but noooo!" but I think it's worth it for the ridiculous levels of funny.

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[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. That was hilarious.

But the end really was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Thanks for the rec. ^_^