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[bliumchik]

Dear Anonymous Crazy,

For crazy I assume you are. I mean, what other explanation could there possibly be? What in the world could posess you to detach and remove a black porcelain toilet seat from a girls high school public toilet? Is it a work of art? A present for your fiance? Do you perhaps have a secret toilet seat collection hidden in your basement, a la V? Did you feel the need to commit a violent yet comic crime involving the concussion of your math teacher?

For that matter, who are you? I find it difficult to believe that a random stranger would walk in off the street with a craving for plumbing accessories. So are you a student? A teacher? One of the cleaners? If it's a muck-up day prank, you might be interested in the incidental piece of information that it is, in fact, the ninth of June, and not September.

In conclusion, I scratch my head in puzzlement and glare at the rather long lines in the bathroom.

Three WTFs for the Mystery Toilet Thief.

Maggie

PS: Inventive hats? Lawn ornaments?!


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During my first year 7 introductory assembly we were informed that over the summer holidays, someone had broken into the toilets and had set a cubicle on fire resulting in one of the toilets (the ceramic part and all) melting and dripping all over the cubicle. Good times :)

[shimmers555.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....how do you set a cubicle on fire? I mean unless they just unrolled all the toilet paper and set that on fire....hmmm. Crazy. Metled toilet!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and... WHY?