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bliumchikSo.
Life, aparently, would be a lot straighter without Twisties.
So sayeth The Idiot BoxTM.
Hmm.
Now, me, personally, I wouldn't think Twisties make up that high a percentage of all the non-straight things in life. When you think about it, Twisties are not actually all that twisty. They just spiral once. I mean, to be really oxymoronic, life would actually be a lot straighter without, well, eg, curves.
And if you want to be more specific, I'm pretty sure life would be much straighter without slinkies. They're pretty damn... unstraight. So are lots of other things. Scoliosis, hair, women, corkscrews, gay people, stairs and DNA all strike me as being somewhat less straight than little cheesy snacks.
...mmm, little cheesy snacks.
What was I saying again?
Life, aparently, would be a lot straighter without Twisties.
So sayeth The Idiot BoxTM.
Hmm.
Now, me, personally, I wouldn't think Twisties make up that high a percentage of all the non-straight things in life. When you think about it, Twisties are not actually all that twisty. They just spiral once. I mean, to be really oxymoronic, life would actually be a lot straighter without, well, eg, curves.
And if you want to be more specific, I'm pretty sure life would be much straighter without slinkies. They're pretty damn... unstraight. So are lots of other things. Scoliosis, hair, women, corkscrews, gay people, stairs and DNA all strike me as being somewhat less straight than little cheesy snacks.
...mmm, little cheesy snacks.
What was I saying again?
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Date: 2006-05-30 12:51 am (UTC)I ate two packets in one afternoon last week :P