Hypothetical Bears
May. 13th, 2006 02:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikYou may not know that there's an orange tree in my backyard. Well, there is, and it being officially SAIWM (So Autumn I Want Mittens) the fruit is ripe to come down. The problem with this is that it's a rather narrow backyard we've got, and thus in order to get to the clothesline you have to walk directly under the orange tree, risking skull-damage from the Ballistic Orange Rocks OF DETH. The solution? Remove oranges before they become a menace to your health. The outcome?
I just spent fifteen minutes walloping our orange tree with a rake.
Oh well, we have oranges, this is good. There's probably only one in six that hasn't been chewed on already by the insects, but I feel very organic.
Some Links:
What do we want? NOTHING! When do we want it? WHENEVER IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU! Pure genius. This is so awesome I would love to gather some people and replicate it in Sydney. The image of Mic with a "THE END MAY OR MAY NOT BE NEAR" sign, and Stan on a milk crate yelling "I don't care what you believe in! I have no authority whatsoever! I'm just a guy standing on a box!" is making me giggle.
Neil Gaiman Sings To Bears. No more need be said.
This Is How Bad Fanfiction Gets. A collection of summaries lifted from various Harry Potter fanfics - absolutely hilarious. I especialy love "Hrrry is raised by lions. Typical right?"
Some more examples: "I tell you a tale, Of a suicide pact, Of hungry Death Eaters, Ready to act. Of two thirds of a family, Forced into Battle Of an Insane Hermione, Speaking nothing but Drabble. I tell you a tale, So listen well. There is no Happy Ending In this tale that I tell..."
"I don't know what this is about, read it, cos I'm pretty."
"Hr/R, H/G, Neville/New girl Full of cheese and corn!"
"Harry has found himself in doosies and when two mysterios girls show up he gets into even more doosies. For one thing why would he have any sexual intercords with anyone in the first place?"
I just spent fifteen minutes walloping our orange tree with a rake.
Oh well, we have oranges, this is good. There's probably only one in six that hasn't been chewed on already by the insects, but I feel very organic.
Some Links:
What do we want? NOTHING! When do we want it? WHENEVER IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU! Pure genius. This is so awesome I would love to gather some people and replicate it in Sydney. The image of Mic with a "THE END MAY OR MAY NOT BE NEAR" sign, and Stan on a milk crate yelling "I don't care what you believe in! I have no authority whatsoever! I'm just a guy standing on a box!" is making me giggle.
Neil Gaiman Sings To Bears. No more need be said.
This Is How Bad Fanfiction Gets. A collection of summaries lifted from various Harry Potter fanfics - absolutely hilarious. I especialy love "Hrrry is raised by lions. Typical right?"
Some more examples: "I tell you a tale, Of a suicide pact, Of hungry Death Eaters, Ready to act. Of two thirds of a family, Forced into Battle Of an Insane Hermione, Speaking nothing but Drabble. I tell you a tale, So listen well. There is no Happy Ending In this tale that I tell..."
"I don't know what this is about, read it, cos I'm pretty."
"Hr/R, H/G, Neville/New girl Full of cheese and corn!"
"Harry has found himself in doosies and when two mysterios girls show up he gets into even more doosies. For one thing why would he have any sexual intercords with anyone in the first place?"
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Date: 2006-05-12 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-12 10:44 pm (UTC)okay WHAT
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Date: 2006-05-12 11:37 pm (UTC)When faced with something like that, there are no words.
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Date: 2006-05-13 02:15 am (UTC)icon love
TIME IS SHORTENING
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