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bliumchikIf I was of the opposite sex, my name would be MARK!
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When I put in "Margarita", I got Margarito. In fact, I didn't get just ONE Margarito, I got FOUR. That's right folks - my first match was Margarito. So was my second. And my third. And fourth. And oddly enough, the top one was a hundred percent match, and the next one was eighty, and the next one was sixty... although they're all the same name... glitch in the matrix, anyone?
On the other hand, poor Meg gets Melvin. Bha! And if I called myself Rita I'd be Richard, and Gretchen would be Gregory. Unfortunately Harry doesn't get Jessica.
Why does livejournal make my typing window wider every time it saves a draft? Is it like your hips getting wider every time you save a chocolate from the cold lonely depths of the Boxy Abyss? (Hypothetically, of course, since I don't like chocolate).
I went to another pilates class today. I'll be nice and sore for the English exam tomorrow.
Fish Lady: Now we're going to recruit our cross-abdominal-transversal-armaggeddon-hamstrings. Lie on your stomach with your forehead at the edge of the mat. Place your left hand on the right side of your face, and wind your right arm around your left leg, making sure to keep your hips level and pretending to be squishing a marshmallow under your chest, balancing a cup of tea on your back, squeezing a twenty dollar note between your knees and holding an m'n'm in your bellybutton. Okay, now lift your right leg into the air and out to the side, and we're going to kick fifty seven times. One... two... three... ... ...nine, eight, seven, six, five more, five, four, three more, three, two more, two, one more, one.
My Abs: WTF?! That does not go there! 404 Error! Abort! Abort!
My Uterus: If I had a fetus in here I'm pretty sure I would.
My Brain: If it hurts, that must mean it's doing something useful, right? Right?!
My Hips: We are so, so glad you put down two mats right now. Because we're fairly sure we aren't supposed to crunch.
My Thighs: What is this, the circus?
Oh, and did I mention that I have a SIX DAY WEEKEND in the middle of my exams? Cos, yeah, SIX DAY WEEKEND. w00t max.
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When I put in "Margarita", I got Margarito. In fact, I didn't get just ONE Margarito, I got FOUR. That's right folks - my first match was Margarito. So was my second. And my third. And fourth. And oddly enough, the top one was a hundred percent match, and the next one was eighty, and the next one was sixty... although they're all the same name... glitch in the matrix, anyone?
On the other hand, poor Meg gets Melvin. Bha! And if I called myself Rita I'd be Richard, and Gretchen would be Gregory. Unfortunately Harry doesn't get Jessica.
Why does livejournal make my typing window wider every time it saves a draft? Is it like your hips getting wider every time you save a chocolate from the cold lonely depths of the Boxy Abyss? (Hypothetically, of course, since I don't like chocolate).
I went to another pilates class today. I'll be nice and sore for the English exam tomorrow.
Fish Lady: Now we're going to recruit our cross-abdominal-transversal-armaggeddon-hamstrings. Lie on your stomach with your forehead at the edge of the mat. Place your left hand on the right side of your face, and wind your right arm around your left leg, making sure to keep your hips level and pretending to be squishing a marshmallow under your chest, balancing a cup of tea on your back, squeezing a twenty dollar note between your knees and holding an m'n'm in your bellybutton. Okay, now lift your right leg into the air and out to the side, and we're going to kick fifty seven times. One... two... three... ... ...nine, eight, seven, six, five more, five, four, three more, three, two more, two, one more, one.
My Abs: WTF?! That does not go there! 404 Error! Abort! Abort!
My Uterus: If I had a fetus in here I'm pretty sure I would.
My Brain: If it hurts, that must mean it's doing something useful, right? Right?!
My Hips: We are so, so glad you put down two mats right now. Because we're fairly sure we aren't supposed to crunch.
My Thighs: What is this, the circus?
Oh, and did I mention that I have a SIX DAY WEEKEND in the middle of my exams? Cos, yeah, SIX DAY WEEKEND. w00t max.
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Date: 2006-05-10 12:10 pm (UTC)JULIA
Other Names:
JULIAN %100.00 Match
JULIO %80.00 Match
JULIAN %80.00 Match
JULIUS %80.00 Match
JULIO %60.00 Match
JULIAN %60.00 Match
JULIUS %60.00 Match
JULES %60.00 Match
JUAN %40.00 Match
JUSTIN %40.00 Match
JULIO %40.00 Match
...there's only six names there. Weird.
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Date: 2006-09-20 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-21 01:57 am (UTC)