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RE-REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION USD

ATTN.PLEASE

I am DR. ALI AHMED, I work with the AFRICAN DEVELOMENT BANK(ADB) in burkina
faso republic. It is my wish tosolicite your assistance in a business
transaction that will be of benefit to you andI.During ourinvestigation and
auditing in the bank, my department came across a very hugesum of money
belonging to a deceased customer of the bank ABDUL SUDANA, a citizen of
CANADA who died of the recent plane crash in Cotonou Benin republic on the
26th of Dec.2003.

I swear, you can't make this shit up. How do you die of a plane
crash anyway? Since when is a plane crash a disease? (Maybe he was
bitten by snakes?) And what, pray tell, is a hugesum? Is that a bit
like an explodescow? The remaining text of the letter is behind the
cut, and it's hilarious.

Although personally, I
kept this information secret within myself to enable
the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of
execution.The said amount wasUSD$15.m( Fifteen million united states
dollars).As it may intrest you to know,I am writing, following your address
which i got through international network information when i was searching
for a sure email contact . I believed that you are capable and reliable to
champion this business opportunity.

Meanwhileall the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the
bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer
this money to youraccount if you indicate your intrest has been made by me.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this
country as a banker,we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and
would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer
because I workin this bank.This is the actual reason why it will require a
second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the
bank and also present a foreign account where hewill need the money to be
re-transfered ,into on his requestas it may be, after due verification and
clarification by bank officails.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100%risk free.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the
total sum as gratification,while 10% will be set aside to take care of
expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, while the remaining 60%
will be for me and my family.

Please,you have been advised to keep business as a secret between you and i
for i am still in service and intend to retire from service after i conclude
this deal with you. Assoon as you confirm to me your willingness to assit me
int his bussiness i will send to you the deceased bank account informations
and Application which you will apply to the bank for inward transfer of this
fund to your account.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you
confirmthe money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for
subsequentsharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated
and further investment,either in your country or any other country you may
advice usto invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this
deal call me on my private number 00226-78833795.

For more clearification vist the website entire family on 26th December
2003 in a plane crash.VIEW THIS WEB SITE

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

FROM THE DESK OF DR. ALI AHMED
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
.

Well, I certainly am intrested in the clearification of the international network information. That poor, deceased bank account.