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bliumchikWhat's with the crazies, people? On friday at the bus stop, an old man was ranting about the evils of smoking. Totally sober, not a hobo, and he was just repeating himself over and over again to anyone who would listen (and everyone who wouldn't) - "You should put them all in a room with closed windows, see how much they like smoking then!" "They'll all die beforte they're thirty!" and so on. Then, yesterday, on the way back from work experience, some lady in the street said "Miaow". Not at me, just in general. The freaky thing is that today, the office lawyer, Mary-Jane - ALSO SAID "MIAOW".
Does anyone know a good place to buy tin-foil?
In other news,this has inspired a search of my spppaaaaam folder.
Here is all of the ALL CAPS subject lines, assembled into a message just as coherent as the spam itself!
Attn: MY BELOVED
COMPETENT ONE! HELLO!!! CONGRATULATION!!!
HOW ARE YOU DEAR. COMPLIMENTS... PLEASE HELP A WIDOW AND FAMILY. URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL. URGENT RE-ASSISTANCE PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE NEEDED!!
YOU HAVE WON LEGAL PROFER ASSISTANCE NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
WEB NOTIFICATION OF LOTTO WINNINGS
PLZ ACKNOWLEDGE !!!
IN GOOD FAITH
DAYZERS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
And lo, some lower case!
Dear Friend,Compliments of the day
Your email address has won you an Award
Update your informations
New email adress added to your account
You are required to verify your ebay account
New and Totally Free.
Security Measures
urgent responce needed
Thank you for your understanding
From victoria traore!!
Award Notice
From the Desk of the Head Co-Ordinator Betterdays Lottery International
Oi... Mr.Gerold. I solicit your attention
Unclaimed Deposit..........responed
Your email address has you an Award
Foreign Transaction
00971 50 2443308 kevin need parteraship
From Mr.Suzuki.
Finally, for your amusement, a poem.
Partnership Request
Chegou um cartao para voce
Twenty of the best
Quarterly Statement Notice
Your email address has won you an Award
Need Software?
Security verification - Please update your records
From victoria traore!!
Thank you for your understanding
Update your eBay Billing information.
How are you doing with the entire member of your family?
Best regards, Mr. Kevin
Does anyone know a good place to buy tin-foil?
In other news,this has inspired a search of my spppaaaaam folder.
Here is all of the ALL CAPS subject lines, assembled into a message just as coherent as the spam itself!
Attn: MY BELOVED
COMPETENT ONE! HELLO!!! CONGRATULATION!!!
HOW ARE YOU DEAR. COMPLIMENTS... PLEASE HELP A WIDOW AND FAMILY. URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL. URGENT RE-ASSISTANCE PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE NEEDED!!
YOU HAVE WON LEGAL PROFER ASSISTANCE NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
WEB NOTIFICATION OF LOTTO WINNINGS
PLZ ACKNOWLEDGE !!!
IN GOOD FAITH
DAYZERS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
And lo, some lower case!
Dear Friend,Compliments of the day
Your email address has won you an Award
Update your informations
New email adress added to your account
You are required to verify your ebay account
New and Totally Free.
Security Measures
urgent responce needed
Thank you for your understanding
From victoria traore!!
Award Notice
From the Desk of the Head Co-Ordinator Betterdays Lottery International
Oi... Mr.Gerold. I solicit your attention
Unclaimed Deposit..........responed
Your email address has you an Award
Foreign Transaction
00971 50 2443308 kevin need parteraship
From Mr.Suzuki.
Finally, for your amusement, a poem.
Partnership Request
Chegou um cartao para voce
Twenty of the best
Quarterly Statement Notice
Your email address has won you an Award
Need Software?
Security verification - Please update your records
From victoria traore!!
Thank you for your understanding
Update your eBay Billing information.
How are you doing with the entire member of your family?
Best regards, Mr. Kevin
