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[Person X who refuses to be named but frequents the art nook and is not nicky]: Jenny, how come you don't wear anything under your shirt in summer? Your buttons are always coming undone and... *hand gestures*
Jenny: No it doesn't! Nobody ever says that except you!
[Person X]: Well I spend the most time with you!
Jenny: Maggie, you never notice, do you?
Me: Well, people don't notice everyone whose shirt is unbuttoned. I mean if like...
[Person X]: Henrietta.
Me: Exactly, if she or Chloe did that, you'd notice, cos they jiggle. But you don't jiggle, so people's attention isn't drawn in that direction.
[Person X]: ...are you bisexual?
Me: O.o Yeah, I guess. Why...? ...oh LOL. No, that's completely irrelevant.

*silence*

Jenny: I thought you were androgynous?
Me: ...? Do... you mean asexual?
Jenny: Right, that!
Me: I have a BOYFRIEND, and I'm always fangirling like, Supernatural and, and Ioan Gruffud and... and WTF Jenny?!
[Person X]: What's androgynous?
Me: It's like when you look like both a guy and a girl or neither.
Jenny: Isn't that a hermaphrodite?
Me: No, that's When you ARE both or neither.

*silence*

Jenny: WAIT, YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!

I cannot begin to list all the things that are wrong with this conversation.