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This is somewhat too late to be at all topical, but I couldn't resist the pun.

Today's Did You Know: the Wikipedia entry on masturbation has exactly sixty seven separate references at the end, not counting Further Reading and External Links. Indeed.

So the Economy finally hit. My dad's been laid off at a really inconvenient time and is currently playing stay-at-home dad and frantically sending off resumes to try and catch the, like, two day window before everybody in his field buggers off for Christmas. Meanwhile I... have written a resume and created a seek.com profile. It's surprisingly difficult to make myself go through with even the tiny social interaction that is an email with a resume attached.

Also I am convinced that Stephen Colbert would make a wonderful supervillain. Lex Luthor lite, with better hair, as it were. Jon Stewart would obviously be his arch-nemesis. Instead of a white cat to stroke he's got a bald eagle. He already talks to his gun on the show, and I can totally see him as the sort who'd feel like it's his prerogative to take over the world, without exactly thinking about what he'd do with it afterwards. Clearly this would be pure awesome.