I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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(22:42:30) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: I've been thinking about door-to-door mormon ! brendon
(22:42:40) snarkaddict@gmail.com: lol!
(22:42:46) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: cheerfully and exuberantly spreading the word of christ to las vegas in the height of summer
(22:42:57) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: showing up at spencer's 21st floor apartment
(22:43:06) snarkaddict@gmail.com: I've been thinking abt wild wild west ryan/spencer
(22:43:10) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: spencer all "jesus, did you work your way up from the bottom? you look half dead!"
(22:43:18) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Lol!
(22:43:18) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: invites him in for a cup of tea
(22:43:23) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: theological discussions ensue
(22:43:25) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: so does sex
(22:43:26) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: LATER
(22:43:31) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Pls write this!!!!!
(22:43:46) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: after spencer has gone to see ryan and told him about this strangely cool missionary
(22:44:03) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: and ryan remembers that crush spencer had on that one library monitor in grade ten
(22:44:09) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: and he bursts out laughing
(22:44:16) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: all "spencer. spencer. a MORMON. A MORMON."
(22:44:37) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Mooooore!
(22:44:51) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: Spencer is actually fairly well thought-out in his atheism
(22:45:08) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: he figures wherever he's going after, if he's going anywhere, it'll be the same place ryan goes, so it doesn't really matter where
(22:45:26) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Lol!
(22:45:33) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: brendon thanks to this has decided that spencer and ryan are Living In Sin
(22:45:40) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: also because he is maybe kind of stalking spencer a little
(22:45:43) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
(22:45:44) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Did i miss anything before that?
(22:45:49) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: no, no
(22:46:02) snarkaddict@gmail.com: O.O pls oh pls write this!
(22:46:13) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: noooes i am not writing theology!fic /o\
(22:46:18) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Heeeee!
(22:46:31) snarkaddict@gmail.com: But it'd be good
(22:46:37) snarkaddict@gmail.com: And beneficial!
(22:46:46) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Educational too.
(22:46:52) snarkaddict@gmail.com: :D
(22:46:54) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: ahaha


ETA ALSO

(23:34:02) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: rofl frank
(23:34:45) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Lol, i knooooow.
(23:34:54) snarkaddict@gmail.com: His fucking hitler's mustache.
(23:34:59) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: you know leatrhermouth is his midlife crisis
(23:35:17) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Lol, YES!
(23:35:30) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: *gigglesnort*
(23:35:36) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: no other explanation
(23:35:42) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: some guys do fast cars and blondes
(23:35:47) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: but he is married and a rockstar
(23:35:47) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Y he couldnt have a normal midlife crisis, i wouldn't know
(23:35:54) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Exactly!!!
(23:36:15) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: so instead he starts a hilarious punky band of xtreemly srsbzness antiauthoritarian teenage angst
(23:36:18) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: and grows a mustache
(23:36:22) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: i want fic where jamia is like
(23:36:24) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: HONEY.
(23:36:25) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: HONEY.
(23:36:29) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: THE MUSTACHE GOES.
(23:36:31) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: OR I GO.
(23:36:43) snarkaddict@gmail.com: Lol.
(23:37:05) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: and then the failstache plays a vital roles in some oral sex a la Tell Me No Lies
(23:37:09) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: and she learns to love the failstache
(23:37:19) snarkaddict@gmail.com: ......
(23:37:28) maggiebloome@gmail.com/Home: *snort*