Condom wrappers? Scraps of wire? Pigeons flying into your window? A ghostly congo line?

[bliumchik]

It's nearly two in the morning, I can't sleep, and something outside is chittering.

This is why people always take me seriously on Rabbit Hole Day.




No but seriously, I'm pretty sure it's just cats. Around here it's always just cats. Mysterious screeching noises from the yard? Cats. Dead things? Cats. Highly suspicious banging sounds interspersed with yowling? Cats. Crop circles? Cats. Strange lights dancing in the bush? Almost certainly cats.