BREAKING NEWS, MIXED METAPHORS
Jan. 21st, 2008 03:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikCat War Three is totally going on right on my doorstep guys. There was yowling, and then there was wailing, and then there was yowling in a slightly different tenor, and then there was a stunningly poignant yet technically brilliant duet, and then I opened the door to give them a standing ovation and my cat leapt out of the fray. I quickly closed the door behind her lest a stray marauder parachute into my house with an AK-47. Currently my cat is licking her entirely metaphorical wounds (I checked) while the marauder is yowling grumpily outside.
Why yes, I am aware that it is three in the morning, but thank you for asking, do have a pirozhok.
Why yes, I am aware that it is three in the morning, but thank you for asking, do have a pirozhok.
