delay will only bring more turnips

[bliumchik]

brain_asplode has posted the prompts. For latecomers, the concept is simple: people submit characters. Characters get shuffled. Then people try to write the brain-breaking pairings that result. I will personally give a kidney (not my kidney, but somebody's kidney) for the person who writes any of the following:

20. William Bush - Hornblower / Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
34. Unity a.k.a. Lady LeJean - Discworld / Arnold Rimmer - Red Dwarf
35. Edmund Blackadder - Blackadder / Ianto Jones - Torchwood
50. Dave Lister - Red Dwarf / Captain America - Marvel Comics
76. The Librarian - Discworld / Wanda - Sandman
80. Lucius Malfoy - Harry Potter / Saffron - Firefly
91. Tim Drake - DCU / Rodney McKay - Stargate: Atlantis
95. Jack Harkness - Doctor Who / Ted Kord - DCU
97. Bart Allen - DCU / Cinderella - Cinderella
103. Han Solo - Star Wars / Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

Obviously Jack Harkness pairs with anything and everything, but some of these are pure cracky gold.

Also note that genfic is acceptable if you cannot think of a romantic context for some of these, eg the Librarian. And Tim Drake unless he gets aged up and/or Rodney gets aged down. And Cinderella, because I think it would be adorable to have Impulse!Bart befriend Cinders pre-godmother. Or, oh oh, Bart Allen the fairy godmother! owmybrain. This is why this comm was started :P

In other comics-related news, I just read Watchmen (all in one go) and it is amazing. Seriously why did it take me this long to read that? I have no words.

PS: Going to UTS, I guess. *shrug* the campus isn't great but I'm totally over this whole uni kerfuffle. I just want to get on with things now. But not in the way that my mum wants to get on with things which includes suggesting that I find ex-students and badger them into giving me second hand textbooks oh my god it is january fffs. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TEXTBOOKS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE CLASSES AND EVEN IF I DID ANTHROPOLOGY IS NOT A REAL SCIENCE AND IF YOU TELL ME THERE IS A TEXTBOOK FOR "CULTURE AND THE CITYSCAPE" I WILL LAUGH AT YOU SO HARD.