...and in a surprising turn of events, Maggie blogs about zombies again.

Heh. Went trolling on zombie_survival as Survivalist Asshole. Nobody took the bait so snarkaddict joined in... couldn't quite get a flame war going, but I got to exercise my snarking skills.

Obviously I am procrastinating on my three essays and one creative writing task (which also involves zombies so I don't know why I'm complaining). AUGH. UNI.

One wiki later, it was probably Wild Sargasso Sea

This afternoon I mentioned to my mother that I'm not a fan of Jane Eyre.

"Oh, then!" She gushed. "Then you must read the opposite!"

"What?" I answered, puzzled.

"The opposite! the opposite of Jane Eyre, you know, from the other perspective!"

"..."

"..."

"...what?"

"um, oh, uh, you know! Ummm... what's it called."

"Is it maybe-"

"The Empire Strikes Back!" she cried triumphantly.

I blinked. "Come again?"

"The one from the perspective of the old woman in the tower!"

"That's... mum, that's not The Empire Strikes Back."

"Oh. What's that then?"

"That's Star Wars, mum."

"Oh. Aw, I can't remember what it's called... but it's very good!"