what is this "work" you speak of?

Haha oh bandom_recs. I wrote comment fic! About Robot Patrick!

...instead of my Power and Change essay plan! Woo!

No, really, it's yet another case of the thing that's NOT THAT HARD RLY but I just don't wanna.

And that video clip was just begging for it. Well, so was greyandgrey really. I couldn't resist!

It was probably a better procrastination method than tetris. DAMN YOU, ZIG ZAG BLOCKS.

PUNTASTIC

ROFL, Bjork on burritos. Whaaat?

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Man, rediscovering www.b3ta.com is fun. I missed a lot of questions of the week, but now I'm looking back at all my old answers from years ago at my profile and it's kinda hilarious.

This one's from the Dentists question:

What do you call a guy who makes braces for a living until the earth gets destroyed? Arthur Dentist. Badum-tsssh.
You know, I still have a milk tooth in a little packet somewhere. Just in case I ever want a voodoo doll of myself - well, you never know.

Incidentally (no pun intended... indented? Sorry, I'll stop, really I will.), what's up with all those shiny tools on the tray? Are there really that many different things you can do to teeth that they need to stick half a gear-box in there? I, personally, think dentists just have this big instrumental arms race going.

"Oh ho - you have a miniature drill AND bigger pliers than me, Doctor Stanislavsky? Well see how you feel about this INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH DWARVISH CORKSCREW, pal! It's got a six-cylinder engine! What do they think of THAT behind the Iron Curtain*?"

I swear I wouldn't be surprised to see a little Flux Capacitor in that tray - oh, that? It's sort of like an undo button, you know, malpractice lawsuits these days...

*In Soviet Russia, by the way, not only does tooth pull you, but also dentist has a terrible phobia of patients.