El Drunken Post De La Traditionale

Wheee I think this is my first drunk post!

Just got back from Poppy's eighteenth. I'm popular lately, next week 'm going to Mel's to watch Hostel (possibly while drunk...)

What was I saying? So my drunk is basically me sober only MORE SOOO. I had a bitch of day so I really wanted to get drunk, even though all there was was fizzy beer and bitter wine which was sad. The vodka didn't show up till i had to leave :(

But Sam brought a nice chardonnay or something. Sweet things rule. Anyway I had a universe hates me day, i missed about three buses and got lost and lost my wallet. But then stan gave me a cupcake and we watched the first two Buffy eps. But I was still kinda depressed so i even drank the crappy beer and then I hit Happy Drunken Maggie, which was awesome for a while. I had a ladle and a tea tray. Because I was the tea lady pirate from the Charter Accounants from Meaning of Life. Cos it was a monty python themed party. And zoe stole julia(I don't know why she was a bee)'s antennae, and all through my happy drunk phase I found ridiculous amusement in twanging said antennae. She also being drunk would squeeeal which was. You know. Funny.

But then i misjudged (stupid sweet chardonnay) an flipped over into melancholy drunk (see I can still spell!) which was sad. Luckily I dont't think I did anything stupid but then I've always been more of a brooder, you know a sulker and a piner-from-a-distance (I will never be drunk enough to write pine-from-a-distance-er. Zee grammar! She is le triumphant!)

so then I stopped drinking and eventually got back down to happy drunk.Thank you for the hug Chloe :)

My troat is all hoarse because you know how when it's all loud and everyone'syelling you don't notice you're yelling? Yeah. But Poppy made me tea ^_^ cos poppy is awesome. I put vodka in it (only a leetle just in case I got sad again) but then I had to abandon it cos I got a lift with cassie.

Ahoy thar me hearteas, and good night.