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Bushfire warning, anyone?

It's a very hot day. Moisture content of the air: approximately zero, not counting sweat. Temperature: I don't know, something awful. Brains: leaking out the ears.

I'm sitting here in my underwear watching ice melt.

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...why does the bald one have spock ears? This is like... rewind eurovision thirty years. The... just... what?