1. My three-year-old brother has gotten a head start in world of filk, or satire, or something or other. He has developed a tendency to wander round the house singing things like "Wake up Jeff, everybody's stupid!" Just wait till he discovers the "Can we fix it? No! It's fucked!" joke.
2. In the grand tradition of big-haired Russian women, my hair decided to rebel Wednesday morning, when I washed it and then had to rush to school in a hurry. Diana greeted me with a hearty "My god your hair is huge!" which actually rather surprised me as I hadn't looked in the mirror that morning. I threw up my hands and decided that it was over and I may as well just get the same hair cut as my mother and the umpteen billion other Russian women with Shepherd Book style locks. At least then it will be round, as opposed to triangular.
3. Monday turned out to be my second last guitar lesson at the Shack, but more on that later.
4. Steve Irwin's Ghost and the Snakes on a Plane. "Crikey, motherfuckin' snakes! Let's see if we can get these motherfuckin' beauties off this motherfuckin' plane and back to their natural habitat."
5. I am participating in some sort of Regional Scrabble Tournament on Sunday. I shall be utilising the Tao of Ms Vis - namely, instead of intersecting words, why don't we lay them alongside other words and thus take advantage of the myriads of leetle two and three letter words whose meaniings we don't actually know? Still, you can't say it doesn't teach you life skills. For instance, I now know that a Ziti is a kind of sorbet. Who'd have thought?
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