Jun. 16th, 2005

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Feeling crappy. Tuesdays filming kind of died when I realised my script was WAY too complex, and now I've got a new one but Avi doesn't want to be Ron, and now Stan's being iffy. Speaking of those two neither of them turned up today at NIDA, although I'm now having a hard time remembering whether I actually asked Avi to come, since I wasn't thinking about it when I was with him. Doesn't really matter, we just did theatre sports since too many people have been away for the scripts to work out. My dad came, with Timmy, who crawled out to us in the middle of an excercise with his little car. Sam (the teacher) made the point that everyone ought to be like a child on stage, unselfconscious and just concentrating on what your character is doing. He also made an amusing comment about Tom (Alyssa's boyfriend) without realising he was in the audience... Woops?

Wednesday was the House of Bernada Alba thing which was VERY AWESOME and Alex was cool, although her character didn't have any angsty secrets unlike, oh, ALL of the others. After school I went to watch Mr and Mrs Smith with Di And Co - it was also awesome. I now get the point of those internet people who were saying things like "I wasn't bisexual till I saw this movie." Seriously, it is SUCH a welcome change when a movie that is funny and romantic also has amazing action scenes AND three hot main characters. Drool much. The mall where Reading Cinema is though - I've been there before, and I'd SLIGHTLY forgotten that it's kind of asian TO THE EXTREME, so expecting to get Oportos was kind of stupid. I ate a sandwhich and stole some of Dianas teriyaki chicken. Diana was teasing Ruxi and Yi Fan as always in the style of "Whenever there's something romantic in the movie, i'm gonna go OOH it's just like Ruxi and Yi fan!!!" And I was like "What, even the steamy sex scenes?" She got pwned muchly - the movie was all sex and violence :P Angelina and that guy had just finished beating the crap out of each other and then randomly having sex, and I went "So Diana... does THIS remind you of Ruxi and Yi Fan?" Hehehe. Ruxi didn't get to witness her vengeance, sadly, because she had moved down several rows to illustrate her annoyance.

After the movie Di and I went back to the school for the play, conveniently arriving an hour early and finding the whole school locked. Whenever we tried to get into the campbell hall we got a taste of Ms Lane's Wrath. Eventually somebody opened another door for us, so Diana went to her locker and then we sat in the niiiice warm computer room for half an hour. When we went back downstairs and made our donations we bumped into Sasha and Toly, who were talking to Elaine. Then my parents arrived and my mum was annoying. Avi showed up just as the thing was starting, and sweetly asked Toly and Sasha to move down a chair so he could sit next to me ^_^ my parents gave him a lift home afterwards. As we were walking out of the front of the school we saw Toly and Sasha standing there and laughing hysterically while pointing at the doors. it eventually emerged that what they found so amusing was that the door was really heavy, and people would come up and push it before realising this. I have to say, they were right - it was pretty funny.

Hm, I feel better now. Writing is always good for that. The only time I wasn't depressed today was when I was writing the Book of the Dust mite Spirit, which i shall post whenever I can be bothered - it's funny ^_^ and Jenny is the Chosen One. I guess the thing is, depression doesn't ruin good things - just neutral or ambiguous things that die. So I have to surround myself with simple, easy to interpret Happy things - like writing, and my cat. Otherwise I just start thinking and then LORD MAKE THE EMO GO AWAY!!!

God, next thing you know I'll start slashing my wrists like those other dumb fucks with hormonal problems. Although, fun as knives are (the knives in Smith were sooo cool) I think I prefer fire. It's pretty. ANYWAY. As I was saying, life generally isn't obliging with producing the happy things, so I have to make my own. When I'm alone without one I start thinking, and when I'm with people it can swing either way, because people are hard to read, and depression always makes for negative readings. It's the little things I can depend on. The ones you don't have to think with.
bliumchik: (vodka gods)
Chapter One: Spontaneous Generation
1. In the Beginning, there was Dust. And the Dust grew in it Mites, and Thence formed the Dust Mite Spirit. And un-noticed it went as the dust sprouted other forms of life, doing battle with the dreaded Demons of the Vacuum. But soon a race called Humanity arose from the Dust, and were manipulated by the Demons of the Vacuum to creat Corporeal Forms called Vacuum Cleaners. And Yea! War was waged upon the Dust Mites!

2. And the Dust Mite Spirit Chose a Human to be its Messenger, and defeat the Demons of the Vacuum!

3. And Lo! Jennifer bent down to pick up a coin dropped by Shelly the Precipitator from the Dust, and the Dust brought forth a Sign.

4. And Jennifer spake “What is this piece of paper?” And Lo! It was a Photograph depicting Cassandra, who went to Jennifer’s primary school, and bore the Name of a Human Oracle.

5. And Maggie the First Apostle cried “It is a Sign! The Dust Mite Spirit hath Chosen! All hail Jennifer, for she is the Chosen One!”

6. And Maggie took it as her Task to Protect the Chosen One from the Demons of the Vacuum, and to spread the Word to the Masses in her absence! And Jennifer went forth to speak to Class Five and beg the Aid of other spirits in Defeating the Demons of the Vacuum, and Maggie went forth to speak to Class Four and convert the Heathens!

Chapter Two: The Apostle to Class Four

1. And Maggie spake to the masses “All hail Jennifer, for she is the Chosen One!” And the masses Looked at her Funny and spake “…what?”

2. And the Dust Mite Spirit sent Maggie a Sign in the form of Paper, and Maggie took up The Scissors of Decoration and cut the Paper and made Jennifer a Crown, and fastened it with Sticky Tape. And Ruxi, the First Convert, sacrificed an “I’m Cool At School” sticker and pasted it onto the Crown of the Chosen One.

3. And Angela, Messenger of the Algae Spirit, raised an Eyebrow and spake thusly: “HA-ching! Can you be normal?!”

4. But the demons of the Vacuum were Displeased, and they conspired to reach into Maggies heart and Yea! They Tempted her. And Maggie did take up the Crown of the Chosen One, and she Placed it upon her Head.

5. And the Dust Mite Spirit came unto her and spake “Maggie! Heed not the Voice of the Demons, for they Tempt you from the Path of the Dust! For thy Misdisgretion thou art condemned to use the Vacuum Cleaner, yea! Even for as long as Thou Art under thy Parents Roof!

6. And Maggie felt remorse, and she removed the Crown. But the Demons were not finished, and they searched the hearts of those around Maggie.

7. And they tested Ruxi, the First Convert, but found her indifferent, and they tested Angela, Messenger of the Algae Spirit, but found her defiant, and they tested Diana, and she welcomed them, and made her heart a Vacuum to let them in.

8. And the Demons of the Vacuum made Diana their messenger, and played upon the Envy in her Heart, and she reached for the Crown, saying “I wish to put it on!” But Yea! Maggie was Strong, and she held the Crown out of the reach of Diana. And Maggie hid the Crown from Diana.

9. And the Dust Mite Spirit rewarded her, and gave her a High Destinction in the Australian Geography Competition.

Chapter Three: Jennifer Asks for the Aid of the Other Spirits.

1. In the First and Second Periods, Jennifer approached the realm of the English Spirit, but alas! The Minion Lidster thundered about the Essay and the Multi, and the Followers of the Dust Mite Spirit experienced Mighty Persecution, and the English Spirit refused alliance with the Dust Mite Spirit.

2. In the Third Period, The Chosen One embarked upon a Great Journey with Grace, the Second Apostle. And the Journey was Successful, and they returned to the Realm of the Science Spirit where Jennifer performed Miracles to show the Greatness of the Dust Mite Spirit, but the Skeptics jeered and showed they could do the same with Science Chemicals. And Jennifer was Disappointed, and the Science Spirit remained aloof.

3. In the Recess and the Fourth and Fifth Periods, Jennifer was caught up in a Rapture of the Dust Mite spirit and returned to the Waking World with no memory of that time, and the Math Spirit showed itself Not.

4. In the Lunch Period, Jennifer received the Offering of Sandra, the Second Convert, in the form of Raisin Bread, and Yea! The Raisin Bread contained Butter and Chips! And the Chosen One pronounced it Weird.

5. In the Sixth Period, Jennifer appealed to the Japanese Spirit. And the Spirit sent her a Sign in the form of Monkey Love, and there was a Time of Silence, and Yea! The Japanese Spirit allied itself with the Dust Mite Spirit!

6. In the Seventh Period, the Demons of the Vacuum pursued Jennifer, and Verily! She Afeared! But Lo! Diana the Protectress offered the Chosen One her Name in exchange for Jennifer, and it was Done, and the Demons were Fooled, and thought Jennifer was Diana their Own Messenger from Class Four.

7. In the Eighth Period, The Chosen One Appealed to the HSIE Spirit, but the Minion Brennan silenced her with the Reading of the Roll, and Lo! This went on for most of the Period. And Yea! Jennifer rearranged the Hair of Sandra the Second Convert to better suit the Aesthetics of the Dust Mite Spirit, and the Minion Brennan was Displeased, and the HSIE Spirit refused Alliance with the Dust Mite spirit.

Chapter Four: The Domain of the Bus

1. Lo! School was Over, and the Chosen One and her First Apostle and Scribe met up in the Realm of the Lockers to recount their Experiences of Preaching to the Masses.

2. But verily! The Demons of the Vacuum Possessed Nicky, and caused her to Chase Jennifer through the Hall, and Maggie the Scribe was Left Behind.

3. So the First Apostle exerted her Holy Powers of the Dust, and the Demons of the Vacuum left Nicky, and the Chosen One was Safe.

4. And the Chosen One, the Scribe and the Precipitator Left the School. In crossing the Domain of the Traffic Spirit they were joined by Jenny the Junior, who saw Maggies Book of The Dust Mite Spirit and spake thusly “What is that you have there?”

5. And Maggie Allowed her to Read the Book, and Jenny recorded her Email address on a Spare Page.

6. And they all entered the Realm of the Bus Spirit, where Shelly did Forsake them for Aaron the Love Interest.

7. And Jennifer and Jenny both drew Anime People on the Spare Page, and Lo! The Dust Mite Spirit saw that they were Good.

8. And Maggie removed the crown from her Bag, and Lo! It was only Slightly Dented.

9. And Maggie placed the Crown upon Jennifer’s Head.

And thus began the Cult of the Dust Mite Spirit! Please send all fanmail and applications to notcleaningmyroom@dustmite.com, for Lo! That is the address of the Internet Domain of the Dust Mite Spirit!* Thank ye and please Spread the Word! Go Forth to the Masses and Sayeth “All Hail Jennifer, for she is the Chosen One of the Dust Mite Spirit!” For the spirit of Humour is Pleased when People give Other People Funny Looks. Well, okay, I am.

*Disclaimer: email may or may not be nonexistent. Oh, right, and so may the Dust Mite Spirit. But hey, you never know, right? :nosetap:

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