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What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
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Age
Who	Severus Snape
You say:	"I must have died, because you look like hell."
He says:	"I suppose a shag is out of the question...?"
He comes out, holding a	vial of Veritaserum.
You react by	smiling evilly.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.
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Guess what my dad found in the attic? 1. His and my mum's school certificates. IN UKRAINIAN. 2. A bunch of dodgy pirated Russian cartoons. Some random japanese people taped them off the TV, and blanked out the russian words "so nobody would know it's russian". But they left in the music, with Russian words.

I'm so totally bringing those along to the next party, because they are awesome and funny.

Yesterday was the Shakespeare Festival. Now, I bet Stan and Avi, right now, are going "Yeah, never got round to going to that - oh well, we've seen it at the last one, what could we POSSIBLY have missed?" Well, NYER. The vase exploded.

No, I'm serious. We were going really well, we were smoother and more tightly knit than last time and dropping NO lines and everyone said I was SO freakily sleazEH and I ran off the stage and I collapse on a block behind the curtain when suddenly I hear this huuuge smashing noise, and I'm like "...wait a sec. That wasn't supposed to happen." Evidently Annie slammed it down on the table a LITTLE too forcefully. She just continued like it was meant to happen, and the lights went down, thunderous applause, five minute interval to pick up glass from the floor.

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Your Morning After by maggiebloome
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You got plastered	on groundhog day
From drinking	Beer, you wuss
You woke up in	the hold of a ship manned by Communists
With	hellolamppost
And	a splitting headache
Then you	feel sorry for yourself.
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We got commended for Shakespeare, by the way. JUST AS CHLOE PREDICTED. Tragedy wins, comedy gets commended.