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If I am elected, my pope name will be: Pope Abhorrent Willie XII What's your pope name? Name:

I had the weirdest dream last night. My grade was on an excursion and I was wearing a chunky woollen sweater. We were required to paint ourselves white, but my sweater needed like fifteen coats. Then everyone climbed up this huuuuuge white slide chanting "Chocolate, chocolate" before sliding down again. What was weird was that the slide was bent like a staircase that goes zigzag. After about three goes (on one of which I didn't reach the top because the press of people was going down and I was like "Whatever" and slid down anyway) I was lying on my back on the ground and talking to some guy, who kept grinning at me and making inane comments, while girls in catholic school uniforms glared at me before disappearing.

Am I crazy or something?