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Leave school early. Five minutes to drive to the hospital and fifteen to find parking.

Reception. Get sent to Childrens reception.

Nobody knows anything. Get sent to outpatients.

Lady there knows nothing.

Bennet?

Who?

Rings other department. Nothing. Get sent halfway across building to RWH. Get sent upstairs to Proffessorial Suite. Get sent back downsatairs to outpatients. Weren't we there before? Different outpatients.

omgfz the corridors. нy кто тaк sтрoет, KTO тaк STPOET?!

Outpatients - Medicare Card please.

OMG WE FORGOT THE MEDICARE CARD!

Finally see this Bennet guy. Get asked same questions as other doctors. Get stomache poked again. Ultrasound machine looks like a projector. OMFGZ HUMONGOUS BLACK SPOT.

Myes, it seems to have gotten bigger. Twelve by nine by seven - thats over four hundred mililitres. A coke can is, what? 375? Well, you have more unidentified fluid in your ovary than there is in a coke can.

...Strangely astute analogy. Isn't an ovary supposed to be smaller than that?

Yes.