Yet Another Bus Stop Random

I just got joked with by a totally random South African guy at a bus stop. At least, I think he was south african, cos he was black and had a funny accent. But these days, everyone is from everywhere, so yo never can tell.

Anyway, I was catching the bus after tae kwon do, and I was in my uniform, and as I leaned on the bus sheltr he said "If you touch me I'll call the police!" And was like... um... wtf... and then he repeated it and I realised he was joking, so I went "ha. ha." Then he said "Karate?" And I said "No, tae kwon do." He said, "Yeah, well, stay away! I haven't done anything!" and carefully poured some coke on the pavement. Then he asked if I was going to a training session or from, and I answered from, and said "Why are you pouring coke on the pavement?" and he said he was offerig it to his ancestors.

So i go, "okay." And he enquires if I live in Maroubra and then asks if i'm a Bra Girl, which surprised me as I'd previously only heard of Bra Boys. I said as much, and he said, "Well, there are Bra girls too." So I said, "I've never met them" and then my bus came and he called me Jackie Chan as I left.

So, yeah, um. That was decidedly odd.