Feeling shitty and refusing to do russian homework

OMGFREEBREADYGOODNESSBAKERSDELIGHTROCKSSOMUCH!!!

Mmmm... bread... mmmmmmmm... FREE bread... *sigh* I love perks :D

Drama day next wednesday. Whoopee, let me practice whacking masks onto peoples faces to shut them up. Surreal is good. Yeah. *MASK*

My desk is a trash-heap, my NationStates account economy is Fucked, my nose is blocked and I'm wondering why Australia never had a revolution. Dude, we are so fucking lazy we're gonna get invaded some day before we can be fucked getting off our asses and doing something about it. WHY haven't we had a revolution??? Every real country has had a revolution! What are we studying way too much Australian history for if we don't even get to learn about cool revolutionaries n shit?

I'm bored. I want to go somewhere. I'm lazy. I want to sit at home and stare at a computer screen. Oh, the dilemma.

Bah, go read obscure russian poetry, morons. I don't have to make sense if I don't want to!!