The War on Terror Goes To Tablestan!

[bliumchik]

maggiebloome: this conversation has made me look at your username [Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately?] and think of dinner plates
tryx_: lol
tryx_: dinner plates just gradually move around your table to form continents
maggiebloome: and sometimes they crack and little geysers of hot sauce come out
tryx_: hehe, exactly!
tryx_: we must publish our theories of dinner plate tectonics
tryx_: it would revolutionise Dinner mechanics
maggiebloome: but people trying to sail round the dinner table would still fall off the edge
tryx_: to be eaten by the dragons below (ie my dog)
maggiebloome: hahaha
maggiebloome: that's a good point, you never know what your dog has eaten\
maggiebloome: or who
tryx_: a race of miniture people living among my dinner would not surprise me too much
maggiebloome: it's like in hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, that fleet of tiny tiny alien ships that got eaten by a small dog
tryx_: hahaha yes
maggiebloome: they probably worship the salt shaker
tryx | Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately? says:
i have a salt grinder ^_^
maggiebloome: oooh
maggiebloome: maybe they dance round it...
tryx_: does that make my pepper mill a weapon of mass destruction?
maggiebloome: damn, Bush should've invaded your kitchen!
tryx_: and the war against a small Australian Kitchen rages on
tryx_: the US have deployed an additional 20k troops, and reinforcements of ketchup
maggiebloome: unfortunately the guerilla troops are using terrorist tactics, such as saucicide bombing, and taking cutlery hostage
tryx_: the enemy has demanded a cup of lemon tea with some honey as reparations for war crimes commited on their soi.. erm... tiles
maggiebloome: we cannot negotiate with shitake extremists!
tryx_: hahaha
tryx_: im not sure if i can top that
maggiebloome: *takes a bow*
maggiebloome: I think we might have extended the metaphor a little too far anyway XD