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Nov. 28th, 2006 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchik...gah. I just sat down and read a whole damn video camera manual... no sign of any instructions for transferring video to a computer. Know why? HE GAVE ME THE WRONG MANUAL. That's right, folks - I never read the manual for my pocket PC, my phone or most of my musical devices, but I have now read the manual for a camera that I will never use. Hoorah!
In Modern History:
Ms M: I have a friend doing Actuarial studies. I tell her - you'll get a huge salary, but you're going to need it for all the drugs and alcohol that you'll take to deal with the stress of being an actuary.
Me: I always thought an actuary was a kind of bird...
Class: ...
Three hours later:
Me: Miss! Miss! I remembered! It wasn't an actuary, it was a cassowary!
In Modern History:
Ms M: I have a friend doing Actuarial studies. I tell her - you'll get a huge salary, but you're going to need it for all the drugs and alcohol that you'll take to deal with the stress of being an actuary.
Me: I always thought an actuary was a kind of bird...
Class: ...
Three hours later:
Me: Miss! Miss! I remembered! It wasn't an actuary, it was a cassowary!
