Some laughs.

[bliumchik]

metaquotes is having a gay streak or something. That's four posts on one page on the same topic. I'm reminded of the flurry of Steve Irwin posts a little while ago... and OH GOD I wish I wasn't because now I'm imagining Steve Irwin in this video (which you must go watch, because it is PURE CRACK, but be warned - not safe for work/school/dad's computer unless you work for/are taught by/live with hippies and/or people with a sense of humour that embraces diversity in the form of semi-naked men and fifty gallons of glitter). I'm just... what was I saying? Right, Steve Irwin. Just... "Crikey, it's a drag queen! Now we're gonna have a look at this little beauty in his natural habitat..." AUGH.

That video made me giggle like anything. I mean anything involving a tug of war between a bunch of guys in suits and a bunch of guys in sequins and feathers has to be funny.

And now for something completely different: noisy fuckers neighbors.

THE SCENE: After Midnight, Suburbia.
PARTICIPANTS: A Family, talking over the top of each other. A Bird, in a tree, apparantly directly above the other people and trying to sleep.

Woman With High Pitched Voice: OH MY GOD that's just so-
Granny: And I said to him, and I said-
Kid: MUMMY MUMMY MOMMY I CAN'T SLEEP MUMMY.
Guy: That's just bloody ridiculous!
Bird: OMG STFU. OMG STFU. OMG STFU. OMG STFU.
Woman: DARLING and I-
Man: I mean it's one thing for-
Granny: It's going COLD!
Kid: MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY!!!
Bird: STFU, STFU, STFU, STFU!
Me: ohgod. killmenow.

Even when I closed my bloody window I could still hear them!