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bliumchikOooh, more Summary executions! I swear this stuff is crack.
"A Dementor has his eyes on a certain boy at Hogwarts, and he wants ot suck him dry, but in a different way..."
"A long time ago in Paris, a band of gypsies traveled into the city under the cover of night. But it all went terribly wrong. The men were imprisoned immediately. The woman ran, a bundle in her arms, and met her end at the steps of Notre Dame at the hands Judge Tom Riddle. The bundle turned out to be a baby. A deformed baby. In an attempt to salvage his immortal soul for killing the mother, he raises the baby as his own and names him Quasimodo, but to be considered less cruel, calls him Ron. Twenty years later, after Ron has grown up, known only as the monstrous bell ringer, he sneaks out to see the Feast of Fools where he meets the lovely gypsy Esmeralda. It's love at first sight for him. Little does he know that Esmeralda is actually a boy named Harry who dances for a living. And then there is the charming Captain of the Guard, Draco Malfoy who seems to sparking up a romance with Harry. But Riddle's obsession with Harry grows stronger and stronger until it threatens to consume them all like the fires of Paris he has set aflame in his search to own Harry."
There are no words.
In other news, WTF kind of name is Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt? I mean, never mind the last-name ick factor, I think they should know better, in the post-LOTR-movie era, than to name a kid something that sounds quite that much like Shelob!
ETA LOL "accidentally telaported into a small box"
"A Dementor has his eyes on a certain boy at Hogwarts, and he wants ot suck him dry, but in a different way..."
"A long time ago in Paris, a band of gypsies traveled into the city under the cover of night. But it all went terribly wrong. The men were imprisoned immediately. The woman ran, a bundle in her arms, and met her end at the steps of Notre Dame at the hands Judge Tom Riddle. The bundle turned out to be a baby. A deformed baby. In an attempt to salvage his immortal soul for killing the mother, he raises the baby as his own and names him Quasimodo, but to be considered less cruel, calls him Ron. Twenty years later, after Ron has grown up, known only as the monstrous bell ringer, he sneaks out to see the Feast of Fools where he meets the lovely gypsy Esmeralda. It's love at first sight for him. Little does he know that Esmeralda is actually a boy named Harry who dances for a living. And then there is the charming Captain of the Guard, Draco Malfoy who seems to sparking up a romance with Harry. But Riddle's obsession with Harry grows stronger and stronger until it threatens to consume them all like the fires of Paris he has set aflame in his search to own Harry."
There are no words.
In other news, WTF kind of name is Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt? I mean, never mind the last-name ick factor, I think they should know better, in the post-LOTR-movie era, than to name a kid something that sounds quite that much like Shelob!
ETA LOL "accidentally telaported into a small box"
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Date: 2006-05-28 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-28 06:02 am (UTC)*dies
a littlea lot inside*Even at one remove, these summaries require brain-bleach. I can't unread it!
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Date: 2006-05-28 06:11 am (UTC)God, there are some weirdos out there. And I've gotta have something better to do at 11 o'clock at night. Like sleep for instance.
Nah.
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Date: 2006-05-28 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-29 09:59 pm (UTC)"She's a Gryffindor chaser skaterpunk, he's a Slytherin chaser skaterpunk. What more is there to say?"
Sounds awesome *raises eyebrow*