From benevolentround

[bliumchik]

1. Respond to this with the craziest rumour you've ever heard about me that's not up here. Ask me anything, I don't mind! I don't care who started them or if they're true or not; I'm just curious :)
2. I'll add it to the list and tell you if it's true or false
3. And tell you the craziest rumour I've ever heard about you (although I don't hear/remember rumours, as a rule...)
4. Tell me if it's true or false, and try this on your journal - see what crazy rumours there are about you!

Well, here we go:

1. That I'm the Mysterious SGHS Thief. BWAHAHAHA. I'm actually flattered that somebody thinks I have that much co-ordination. Seriously. I'd like, trip over a bag and fall flat on my face and have all the shit I stole fall out of my pockets in front of Ms Young, Ms Varady and Phil The Cleaning Guy. And an ibis for good measure. Plus, WTF? Stealing? As if!
2. That I'm American. Nope. Spent about a month there when I was ten. I'm always told I have an American accent, which I attribute to two Canadian primary school teachers and too many Hollywood movies. And I've now been told by a bona fide American that I have an Australian accent, so NYER.

ETA: I can't be bothered copy-pasting, so I'm not going to put things on the list - they'll be in the comments.

Comments

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, didn't think that one was right. XP Another one I've heard, which I'm sure is totally false, is that you never brush your hair or wear deodorant and thus have lice and BO. That's one of the nastier ones.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Eeee. Well, at least I can see where that came from - I did have lice for a while. I think I got them from the Emergency room, since I spent a good eight hours in there a few weeks before they showed up and the place goes through a lot of kids. Nasty buggers took forever to get rid of!

Shows what the rumour-mill knows anyway - lice have nothing to do with how often you brush my hair. Besides, if I didn't brush mine I'd have dreads by now XP it's too curly.

As for the BO, that's a bit hurtful because I did have that problem when I first hit puberty - my parents neglected to mention the whole "You're gonna have to start using deodorant" thing till after I'd gotten my fair share of teasing about it :(

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought it was fairly horrible.

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, two others just while I think about them - number one is another horrible one, that you don't wash your hands after going to the loo, and number two is about your nationality - you've been called both Russian and Ukranian, which is it? :s

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

It's Ukrainian, but I say Russian just as often because I basically am - Soviet Union and everything. I speak Russian.

Annnnnd, EWWW. That's horrible. Someone must have seen me coming out of the bathroom after changing for sport, or something... >_

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Cool.

I know, eh!

[razorgrin.livejournal.com]

Ha! My word is law.

I heard this rumor once you were going to kill yourself... ^_^

(Also, +10 points for being bilingual.)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

...the hell? WHERE?

[razorgrin.livejournal.com]

Around here. (http://maggiebloome.livejournal.com/115164.html)

How quickly they forget...

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Well I don't think that really counts since I said it and it was apparantly quite transparent... but... yeah okay XP