Art Lessons, by Yoon Ha Lee

Mar. 1st, 2015 11:30 pm
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witches' daughters learn to draw
with blackened hearts and sharpened bones
crayons the color of curdled ambition
paper pounded to the point of ripping

witches' daughters learn perspective inside-out
and memorize the anatomy of shadows
they turn stick figures into Rorschach stains
and scribble their names outside the lines

witches' daughters learn to hide their self-portraits
and poison their still lifes with crushed smiles
of course, it's the same thing that anyone learns
growing up a woman

The Life Eaters - Part One

Feb. 28th, 2015 06:50 pm
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Wherein I bring to you the David Brin-penned series that acts somewhat like a combination of Uber and God is Dead... frankly a series that I felt had great promise, but ended up tripping over its own feet after a while.

12 pages out of 47 )

Sunday WTF?

Mar. 1st, 2015 11:53 am
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Posted by Fred Clark

Exodus 33:17-23

The Lord said to Moses, “I will do the very thing that you have asked; for you have found favor in my sight, and I know you by name.”

Moses said, “Show me your glory, I pray.”

And he said, “I will make all my goodness pass before you, and will proclaim before you the name, ‘The Lord;’ and I will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will show mercy on whom I will show mercy. But,” he said, “you cannot see my face; for no one shall see me and live.”

And the Lord continued, “See, there is a place by me where you shall stand on the rock; and while my glory passes by I will put you in a cleft of the rock, and I will cover you with my hand until I have passed by; then I will take away my hand, and you shall see my back; but my face shall not be seen.”

Genprompt Bingo Round 6

Mar. 1st, 2015 08:58 am
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An Image of the Sun on the sea off Scotland with Gen Prompt Bingo Round 6 and the url genprompt_bingo.dreamwidth.org superimposed over it


[community profile] genprompt_bingo is a low commitment multi-fandom, multi-media bingo challenge.

Its aim is to provide bingo cards of gen-style prompts to be used as inspiration in creating fic, images, meta, fanmixes, vids or any other kind of fannish activities. Although the prompts themselves are "Gen" (i.e., no prompts are specifically about romance or sex) fills may be of any genre, style or rating.

Prompt lists are renewed once a quarter (1st March, 1st June, 1st September, 1st December). New cards can be claimed then even if a previous card has not been completed.

Round 6 is open

Unpretty

Mar. 1st, 2015 05:01 am
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Posted by David M Willis

2015-02-patreon1previewThis month’s reader-selected bonus strip is up on Patreon!  Folks voted for Leslie (again), so y’all get Leslie (again).

Mermaid Syndrome, by Jennifer Crow

Mar. 1st, 2015 11:32 am
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You wake from dreams of inlaid
mother-of-pearl with your hair
in seaweed tangles and your legs
wound in damp sheets.
A fishy smell percolates
through the apartment,
and the shower tastes like brine.
When you sing to yourself
the neighborhood cats purr on the sill
and the delivery man
whistles from the street. He knocks,
but forgets why because the song
dies on your lips.
Beneath the bus's hum and screech
you hear the susurrus
of waves and distant cries of gulls.
Your clothes constrict -- at work,
during your lunch break you loosen
your blouse past the point of decency
and splash chlorinated water
on flushed cheeks. Behind your reflection
a beach awaits you -- volcanic sands
polished by the tide, and your sisters
weeping for joy in the surf.

Lego Elves

Feb. 28th, 2015 07:40 pm
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Posted by chris the cynic

Lego Elves appears to be the third installment in Lego's unofficial Lego for Girls line of merchandise.  As with the first two installments (Lego Friends and Disney Princesses) there's nothing wrong with the line in itself, it's just that dividing Legos into Legos and Legos for Girls is wrong and fucked up and full of bad messages and so forth.

I've been watching the gradual unveiling of the line since I learned about it and the biggest surprise came when the "official trailer" turned out to be a full blown episode.  Apparently that was a mistake because what's now shown in that spot is in fact a trailer with a trailer appropriate length of a minute and 25 seconds.

The episode that they, apparently accidentally, released before was timed so that it would fill a half hour slot on TV which makes me wonder if it's going to be a TV show because it's kind of weird to cut precious minutes out of your show so that commercials can fit into it if you're not going to actually put commercials into it at some point.

On the other hand, I've never followed Lego's online animation, maybe that's just their standard practice whether or not there will ever be commercials.

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Anyway, the site has already gone live and tomorrow you can start buying to your heart's content and the thing is ... Lego is really good at making pretty fucking cool things even when it's a part of their sexist bullshit overall strategy.

I give you the cheapest set in this new line: Aria the elf who thought jet-packs were too "meh" and so built a wing-pack with which to fly around.  Sure, she's not going to win any races against Falcon, but she looks at least 11 times as awesome as Falcon does in the only set he's in.  (Note that Hulk and Groot are the only ones who get quasi-realistic sculpting in the Marvel Heroes line, but everyone does in Friends-Princess-Elves continuum.)

It's hard not to like Aria with her wing-pack and really there's no point in trying because while Lego as a whole might be a sexist thing, their products have always been a great equalizer.  The munchkin-weasel who said "They have Lego Friends for the girls and regular Legos for the boys," wants me to buy her Elsa’s Sparkling Ice Castle and the Knowwhere Escape Mission because she has no idea about how lacking in money I generally am in spite of me telling her, multiple times, that I'm broke.

What do girls want in a Lego set?  "I am Groot" and "Let it go!"*

What are girls advertised in a Lego set?  Only the latter.

That's the problem: the marketing.  The sets themselves are fine.  I, for one, can't wait to see the Elsa and Groot team-up where she stands on his arm shooting ice magic at the interstellar bad guys as he plows through other bad guys.  (Why his arm and not his shoulder?  Because his shoulder doesn't have any studs for her to stand on where his arm is made with the intention, see the pictures, of someone, say a raccoon with a rocket launcher, standing on them.)

So, anyway, Lego Elves.

There are 25 regular lines of Legos that are marketed to boys, men and, notably, the boy-man unit that is a father and son.  When I say "regular" I mean that in spite of how they are marketed there's nothing about them that ought to be specifically male.  Munchkin-weasel loves her Groot and Rocket as much as the next person.

(The fact that the raccoon and space Ent are both male is Marvel's fault**, not Lego's.  The fact does not prevent the little weasel from liking them; strange that children should be so much more open minded in what they want to play with than advertising execs think they will be.)

Lego Elves brings the Lego lines marketed to girls up to three.  Since three girls lines are supposed to balance against 25 normal male people lines, it's worth taking a look at this newest line.

Like I said re:the wing-pack, it's not bad.

Lego may be horrible when it comes to how they present and market their products, but they're still very good at making the products.

Though there are some ... oddities.  Lego is marketing the entire line based around that episode they released and then apparently unreleased when they realized that instead of a trailer they'd put up the entire episode.

That episode goes like this:
Human character Emily is really broken down over her grandmother's death and her mother gives her a pendant that said-grandmother wanted her to have while suggesting that Emily might feel better in said-grandmother's garden.

Already I'm a bit confused because it seems to me, and I could be wrong, like going to the place where someone's absence is most strongly felt might make the pain of losing them worse.

Regardless Emily does so which allows her alone time where no one will notice her absence and she is promptly sucked into a magical portal.  (To the world of elves, of course.)

Here's where the odd bit comes in.  All of the sets are being marketed as get them so you can play through getting Emily back home.  Emily is only in one of the sets.  Somehow I don't think a lot of parents are going to start their kids on the most expensive set (fifty bucks.)  So how you're being told to play with them (which, why are you being told how to play with them?) is something you can't do.

Well, the first recommendation is something you can't do unless you pester your parents into getting you the most expensive set, because the first thing is:
In LEGO® Elves, teenager Emily Jones has been transported to a magical world. Children must help Emily find her way home
Not going to be easy to get her back home when you can't even afford a set with her in it.

The pitch does go on to say:
The rich LEGO Elves fantasy world also means childen[sic] can easily create their own epic quest with the elvish companions.

I hope so because, spoiler, Emily gets home with almost no effort expended in the first episode.  If the only playing you get to do is trying to get her back home you'll be done in twenty three minutes and forty seconds more or less.  Less if kids don't waste time on stilted dialogue, more if the kids make the quest actually interesting (which kids are, fortunately, likely to do) unlike how it was in the episode.

So that's one sort of weird thing.  The other is that lego seems to have, for some reason, gone out of their way to make their characters look unlike the mini-figures of their characters.  Naida, for example, has absurdly distinctive hair and given that elf-ears necessitated making a new mold for her hair piece it seemed vaguely plausible that the mini-figure might in some why approximate that.  Not so much.

That's the most obvious one, though one that gives me a slight case of WTF? is that Emily insists upon always wearing her ponytail in front, Elsa style.  If you look at the link to Elsa you'll see that not even Elsa gets to wear her hair Elsa style in Lego-land.  And, sure enough, neither does Emily.  It seems to me like if you can't or won't do a certain hairstyle you'd probably not want to make an original character that always has that hair style.

But, anyway, back to the non-oddities.  The sets look cool, seriously look at them, including a ship for epic adventures, a tree fort, and a bakery with a nice nearby lava-fall which doesn't cause you to die from the heat because, I assume, magic.

And, unlike the princess line (where Jasmine is exotic as compared to the other princesses royal, romantic, magical, creative, and sparkling adjectives), they appear to have avoided eating their foot via completely unnecessary bullshit with regards to naming.

I think that Lego's done a good job with these sets, I'd certainly think they look cool.

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Now, back to the episode they mistakenly released, which I watched in large part because by the time I went, "Damn, this is a long trailer," I'd already gone far enough in to ... what's the non morbid equivalent of wanting to see a train wreck through because, what the hell, you've already started the process and is it really worth stopping if that might leave you wondering how this, of all things, ends?

It wasn't bad in the right way for me to watch it because it was bad, and it wasn't good enough for me to think "hooked" is the right term, and it wasn't wrong enough for me to describe it as "morbid curiosity" but something kept me watching.

I think part of it is the obvious room for comparison to the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.  Both are pilot episodes of product shilling shows aimed at girls.

And both follow essentially the same plot: Stranger comes to down, makes friends, they work together to do something, and at the end the person who shows up to be antagonistic is converted via compassion from a family member.

The first episode of MLP wasn't the worst episode of the show, but damn did it fall below all expectations set by people talking about how good the show was.  It started on kind of a ... note that's sharp or flat by an amount smaller than a quarter-tone thus sounding completely off and annoying and not inspiring confidence in what is to follow.

The Elves episode did more or less the same thing for arguably the same reason: you can't pull that off in the allotted time.

In the first episode of MLP Twilight is supposed to form not one but five strong friendships and then each of those five friends is supposed to prove themselves the worthy inheritor of a key virtue of Equestria.  You could make ten full length movies out of that plot (one for each friendship forming, one for proving each virtue) and still not have covered any aspect in sufficient depth and you still wouldn't have reached the climax of the episode.

Elves has a somewhat smaller task in that Emily only has to make four friendships, and each of the friends merely has to use their elemental powers (Elves operates on the ancient Greek elemental system) but it's still completely rushed.  There's an exchange where someone goes from an attitude of, "I think I might possibly be able to do this ... maybe," to one of, "I am totally going to get this done; I give you my word and that means IT WILL HAPPEN," in the time it takes another character to ask her to clarify her first statement.  Totally believable character arc.

The standing down of Emily's great-aunt is done with all the grace of the redemption of Princess Luna.

All of that said, I have a feeling that while MLP vastly improved on its initial offering Elves is probably going to remain vapid and uninspiring.  But that doesn't really matter since the point of Legos (which would might surprise the aforementioned munchkin-weasel and her brother the ... other-weasel) is not to watch animated shows about them.

Even if the show continues to be the opposite of fun, kids are going to have awesome adventures with the ship and the tree fort and the lava bakery and the wing-pack.

If the show is meant to inspire a feeling of, "That's boring, give me the characters," (which means 'buy me the sets') "and I can totally do better with this premise," (which I highly doubt) it arguably succeeds.  I'm sure most children can come up with way cooler adventures that involve the basic outline of: Emily meets elves, they search for the magic keys, Emily is able to go home (with the option to come back at any time.)

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A last thing that I'd like to point out is the weird inclusion of fantastic racism in the animated show.  Well, reverse fantastic racism since it's on the part of the elves toward the human.  It isn't the kind of racism that says, "You're lesser than me," it's the kind that says, "You're weird because you're different than me."

It makes a certain amount of sense, as Emily is presumably the only human the elves in question have ever seen, but it's dialed up to 11.  It's all about Emily's ears.  Made all the stranger because, as a Lego figure, Emily doesn't have ears.  The elves do as part of their hair pieces, but Emily doesn't because Lego humans don't have ears.  So every time someone takes a closer look at Emily's ears in the animation it's a scene that you can't come close to replicating with the figures because as a figure she has no ears.

Why you'd draw attention to a part of anatomy your product fails at is beyond me.

But, anyway, here's a quote:
I love meeting new-- whoa!  What is with those ears!?  Wow. *pause* That- that was rude.  Sorry.  But how did they get like that? *touches one without permission* Is it a costume? *steps back* Ugh.  I'm sorry.  Super inappropriate. *pause* But they're weird.
And so on.  It's finally cut off by the statement, "Little-ears-Emily needs our help," but it wasn't the first time the ears were brought up and it won't be the last.

"Not with those ears, no way!" *grabs half of face, without warning, to get a closer look* "Can you even hear?" stood out as another good example of how the characters treat Emily.

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* Random note: Guardians of the Galaxy was a film with one female hero and four male (but one of the male ones was a tree who didn't say much) Frozen was a film with two female heroes and three male (but one of the male ones was a reindeer who didn't say much.)  A movie with exclusively original characters about a queen and a princess who are both good only does slightly better than a movie staring superheroes thought up in the seventies and (for Groot) sixties.

(Though note that heroes were assembled into a team in 2008 and the team had a ratio of 5 male to 3 female so in the winnowing process Marvel threw out two women and only one man.)

** Rocket is a character who was established as male before I was born so he was going to be male, I get that, but Groot is a plant.  Why was this the voice of Groot?  When they picked which characters were going to be in the movie one was definitely female and three were definitely male and Groot was Groot.

It's mentioned in the movie that Groot doesn't get gender, and that makes sense given the way plants tend to reproduce, but they still gave the role to male actor.  Why?  Groot is a plant, they could give the role to whoever they wanted and they were already male heavy.

Also, I'm impressed with Vin Diesel.  I didn't realize he was Groot's voice and I have to say he did it well.  Best acting he's done since Pitch Black.  Maybe the best acting of his career.

Although ... looking at his thing he did the Iron Giant too which I have not seen (well, I think I caught maybe a minute of it once) but have heard good things about.  Maybe voice acting is where his talent really lies.
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Posted by Fred Clark

Daniel Radosh, staff writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Blogger Fred Clark has written one of the most effective (and hilarious) critiques of Left Behind, a page-by-page dissection of the first book that has taken him … years. The level of detail gives Clark space to build a devastating case. …

 

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That quote is from Radosh’s delightful 2008 book Rapture Ready! Adventures in the Parallel Universe of Christian Pop Culture, which contains a terrific discussion of the Left Behind series.

I’ve been thinking about buying a second copy of that book so that I can tear out that page and have it framed. Maybe that’s over-the-top, but when a writer for The Daily Show describes something you’ve written as “hilarious,” you want to commemorate the occasion somehow.

In any case, The Anti-Christ Handbook is just a click or two away, available for less than $4 from Amazon.com. Please check it out and spread the word.

And now it's too fucking hot

Feb. 28th, 2015 04:23 pm
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Posted by chris the cynic

I kind of wanted to hold off on this until things were finally resolved, so I could make a, "Yay I'm not freezing," post unfettered by, "But things still aren't right," but as the day drags on I just want to have get an update out there.

Figuring out how to translate the money donated to me via paypal into heat in my home went from a very slow process to a very fast process so quickly that, "I can't find someone who'll accept a debit card," (you can have one that's hooked directly to your Paypal account thus saving you the need to be involved in tedious wire transfers) to, "Three places are tripping over each other to take my debit card," in the span of a day.

The one that I picked was the one who could deal with all of the various problems and do it very quickly.  (Once payment was sorted out the major problem was clearing my driveway of snow since, being carless, I have not shoveled the thing at all this winter.  An army of snow blowers got the job done.)

So last night I went to sleep with a new boiler all installed and working on the slow task of heating my house.

Actually that's not accurate.  Last night when I went to sleep there was already a problem becoming apparent.  Things were getting too hot.  The thermostat-boiler system was clearly messed up.  But it was night, i was tired, I had stayed up too late writing that post about Spock, and I needed to go to sleep.

I turned the thermostat as low as it would go and figured I'd deal with the problem, whatever it happened to be, in the morning.

In the morning when I got up it was 88 degrees F.  Apparently that's about 31 C if that means more to you.  The furnace was still trying to heat.

The thermostat was set such that it shouldn't have kicked in until the temperature dropped below 40 F (4 C.)  It wasn't that they weren't working together properly, it was that new heating system and the thermostat were completely ignoring each other.

So I manually turned it off, called the people who installed it, and spent a while hiding out in the basement where it happens to be cooler.

The temperature dropped to the low seventies (I know it got as low as 73 F, I don't know if that was the furthest it dropped) but it would seem that a fair component of the work done to make sure the thing properly turns off has to be done while it's on.  Until someone tells me otherwise my going assumption will be that if it isn't already on you can't tell if it will turn off.

Since they started working on the thing, the temperature has climbed back up to 78 F.

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An interesting side note to this is that I had some pretty fucked up dreams last night, that usually only happens when I'm sick.  Maybe raising the temperature enough so that your body assumes you must have a fever because it's so damn hot can induce fever dreams in non-sick people.

"love is a place" - e.e. cummings

Feb. 28th, 2015 11:23 pm
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love is a place
& through this place of
love move
(with brightness of peace)
all places

yes is a world
& in this world of
yes live
(skilfully curled)
all worlds

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